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View Poll Results: Seagal Vs. Van Damme
Seagal 30 62.50%
Van Damme 11 22.92%
Gaz would kick both of their Butts! 7 14.58%
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Old 04-16-2005, 02:19 PM  
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Steven Seagal Vs.Van Damme

it looks like Seagal day on TNT. Got me to thinking....who did you like more in their "Heyday" ??


The Under Siege/Above the Law Seagal or

The Bloodsport/Kickboxer Van Damme
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Old 04-16-2005, 02:24 PM   #2
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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:

Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down.

One of the best plays Matt has ever made.
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Old 04-16-2005, 02:50 PM   #3
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I actually heard a rumor quite sometime ago that Segal and Vandam got in to a little confrontation. Segal dropped Vandam in seconds and made him look like his little bitch

BS probably?

I will take Segal
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Old 04-16-2005, 02:57 PM   #4
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Segal would kick frenchie's ass
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Old 04-16-2005, 03:00 PM   #5
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segal, as bloated as he is, could kick vanDung's a$$ effortlessly.
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Old 04-16-2005, 03:41 PM   #6
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I wonder if anything about this is addressed in their respective eternal-soul-for-fame-and-fortune contracts they signed with the Devil?
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Old 04-16-2005, 03:54 PM   #7
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they are both a couple of clowns...i perfer van damm films over segal though...i cant stand segal movies
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Old 04-16-2005, 04:04 PM   #8
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they are both a couple of clowns...i perfer van damm films over segal though...i cant stand segal movies

Well yes, now they are both pretty much national jokes, but to his credit, Seagal made some decent flicks early in his career until his ego got out of control. Van Damme always made B grade stuff.
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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:

Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down.

One of the best plays Matt has ever made.
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Old 04-16-2005, 06:45 PM   #9
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I liked Bloodsport. But not much else of Van Dammes. Seagal movies are just painful to watch.
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Old 04-16-2005, 06:56 PM   #10
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Good god, if Chuck Zito can kick his azz in a strip bar in NYC, then Segal would have to let the pansey write his will first if they tangled.
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Old 04-16-2005, 07:03 PM   #11
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Segal is the worst actor of all time, but he is a bad azz mofo.
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Old 04-16-2005, 07:05 PM   #12
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It's a close call, but I'll say Seagal is the man based on the quality of women he was able to get - Kelly LeBrock, Sharon Stone, Erika Eleniak.
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Old 04-16-2005, 07:12 PM   #13
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Van Damme had three that i really enjoyed in Bloodsport, Universial Soldier, and Timecop. Other than those most of his stuff is crap.

Most of Segals earlier flicks were pretty entertaining. The last one of them that i though was any good was fire down below.

Guess id go with Van Damme.
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Old 04-16-2005, 07:31 PM   #14
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I have heard that Seagal is actually a good fighter, but he doesn't look near as impressive on screen as Van Damme. Seagal's movies are only good for the cheeeeeeeese. Voted Van Damme.
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Old 04-17-2005, 11:27 AM   #15
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