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Old 04-29-2005, 08:31 AM  
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Have you noticed recently....

that all the new jokes are required to insult everybody equally? If each race is dinged in the joke, it's somehow acceptable. I wish whomever was in charge of "politically correct" would give us our jokes back.

That having been said, here's one of those jokes:

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive..
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:37 AM   #2
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Funny.....

Now get back to work.
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:53 AM   #3
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Funny.....
Ehh, not really.
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:22 AM   #4
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What no jokes about Orientals?

I've heard some comedians state that only blacks should tell jokes about blacks, jews tell jokes about jews, etc...So if Bernie Mac tells a joke it funny, but if Richard Lewis told the same joke, it would be offensive.
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:26 AM   #5
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I like the tupac is dead and teeth should not be decorated one's that's funny.
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:31 AM   #6
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:37 AM   #7
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:38 AM   #8
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Elvis is dead? When did that happen and who said so?
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:39 AM   #9
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:40 AM   #10
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Its Ok Phob, I thought it was funny.
Maybe so, but your sense of humor is right shit.
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:45 AM   #11
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Now that was funny. Some of the others were pretty good, too.
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:46 AM   #12
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:47 AM   #13
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Old 04-29-2005, 02:47 PM   #14
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Old 04-29-2005, 02:50 PM   #15
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