Runaway Bride...

[FallingAlice]

If you were John Mason, would you still marry her?

I mean, I'm sure he's relieved. And he must love her, but...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor.../missing_bride

[trndobrd]

Not just 'no'....

[Deberg_1990]

Hell no, Id drop that bitch like yesterdays news.

[FallingAlice]

Originally Posted by trndobrd

Not just 'no'....

Hahhaha. You want to finish that sentiment?

Not just no, but....

* She has to move her sh*t out of the house by Monday?
* She has to cover all the f*c*ing wedding expenses?
* She'll be hearing from my attorney with regard to a civil lawsuit claiming pain and suffering.

All of the above?

[stevieray]

I think that would be hard to do.

cold feet? ok...not too bad.
making up a story about being abducted?..that's twilight zone.

"picture yourself.... about to consecrate your honeymoon, when you find out your bride used to be man..."

[Duck Dog]

The selfish bitch should have charges borught up. She cost the tax payers a lot of money. She allowed her entire family to think she was dead. She allowed her fiance to become a murder suspect. She fabricated a kidknapping story.

[Duck Dog]

Originally Posted by FallingAlice

Hahhaha. You want to finish that sentiment?

Not just no, but....

* She has to move her sh*t out of the house by Monday?
* She has to cover all the f*c*ing wedding expenses?
* She'll be hearing from my attorney with regard to a civil lawsuit claiming pain and suffering.

All of the above?

Yes. All of the above.

[trndobrd]

Not just 'no',....

...but, she better stay in whatever Godforsaken Arizona town she ended up in and start inbreeding those flat footed abominations of nature.

...but I already pawned all the crap she left at my house and spent the money on booze and porn.

...but, I'll have to start tagging her best friend in an effort to cope with my abandonment issues.

...but the trucker she rode with from El Paso may be interested in marrying the googley eyed freak.

...but she may as well know the engagment ring was cubic zurconium.

...but I would nail her again for old times sake (not that it would be a grudge f*** or anything)

...she should also probably like to know what I caught her brother Larry doing while wearing her wedding dress.

[FallingAlice]

Originally Posted by Duck Dog

The selfish bitch should have charges borught up. She cost the tax payers a lot of money. She allowed her entire family to think she was dead. She allowed her fiance to become a murder suspect. She fabricated a kidknapping story.

Thanks for the reality check. That was my basic response, but then I thought that maybe I'm just getting hard in my old age.

Now...something tells me, and I don't what...but I won't be at all surprised if the guy doesn't go ahead and marry her.

Because I have a hard time believing that she hasn't pulled other lots of weird stuff. (Something like this doesn't happen in a void.) I just bet it fuels his fire somehow -- marrying a nutbar.

[FallingAlice]

Originally Posted by trndobrd

Not just 'no',....

...but, she better stay in whatever Godforsaken Arizona town she ended up in and start inbreeding those flat footed abominations of nature.

...but I already pawned all the crap she left at my house and spent the money on booze and porn.

...but, I'll have to start tagging her best friend in an effort to cope with my abandonment issues.

...but the trucker she rode with from El Paso may be interested in marrying the googley eyed freak.

...but she may as well know the engagment ring was cubic zurconium.

...but I would nail her again for old times sake (not that it would be a grudge f*** or anything)

...she should also probably like to know what I caught her brother Larry doing while wearing her wedding dress.

Dude...man...you are unbelievable. She wasn't in Arizona. She was in New Mexico.

[WilliamInnerCircle]

My daughter is 19 and I tell her every time I see her that when it comes time to be married and she even has the slightest hint it might be a mistake, and calls it off, I'm behind her 100%. No questions asked.

Now as far as taking a bus and running away....

[trndobrd]

Originally Posted by FallingAlice

Dude...man...you are unbelievable. She wasn't in Arizona. She was in New Mexico.

Sorry, just caught a 2 second snippet while I was eating dinner. I knew it was the Southwest. They have plenty of freaks there too.

[wutamess]

Originally Posted by Duck Dog

The selfish bitch should have charges borught up. She cost the tax payers a lot of money. She allowed her entire family to think she was dead. She allowed her fiance to become a murder suspect. She fabricated a kidknapping story.

I'm completely with you.
Authorities said that no charges would be filed.
If I was the groom I'd sue her ass for money lost, defamation of character and a gang of other chit I'm sure could be thought of. Loss of quality of life etc.

[FallingAlice]

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

My daughter is 19 and I tell her every time I see her that when it comes time to be married and she even has the slightest hint it might be a mistake, and calls it off, I'm behind her 100%. No questions asked.

Now as far as taking a bus and running away....

Well that's just it. A normal mature person acknowledges those feelings and deals with it. Regardless of how uncomfortable the circumstances are.

Read the article and her best friend acts like this woman could have in no way anticipated the hysteria that she left behind. My god, she's as crazy as Wilkins herself.

I've got to believe this woman has some serious mental health issues.

He'd be crazy to marry her. But something tells me that he's going to and they'll be on the talk-show circuit for years hence.

[WilliamInnerCircle]

She hopped on the BUS, Gus
No need to discuss muuuuuuch..
just drop off the key Lee,
and set yourself free.