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Old 05-01-2005, 04:12 AM  
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Im so drunk, its 4:04 am.

Damn guys just got home from a buddys house. Im so drunk right now!! On my way home a cop went by the other way, i was so scared. As im watching him in my rear view mirror, he puts his lights on Im thinking holy **** here comes my dui!! Anyway, after he puts his lights on, he just kept driving. I was like WTF???? I was so scared! Anyway, did you guys catch that interview with Gunther today! Man, im so ready for some DEFENSE!! IM OUT, ready to pass out!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-01-2005, 04:15 AM   #2
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If you can type all that out, you're not THAT damn drunk. Go drink some more and come back only when you cannot type a complete sentence. We can't make fun of you for being drunk unless you use half sentences and misspell every other word.
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Old 05-01-2005, 04:21 AM   #3
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Even when im drunk i still ahve typeing skils!! Did yo see Griffey? He finally homered!!!
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Old 05-01-2005, 04:25 AM   #4
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Even when im drunk i still ahve typeing skils!! Did yo see Griffey? He finally homered!!!
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Old 05-01-2005, 04:35 AM   #5
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Old 05-01-2005, 04:58 AM   #6
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Old 05-01-2005, 08:19 AM   #7
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I thought I was clicking into this thread to make fun of you for posting drunk. Instead, I'm chastizing you for driving drunk. If you had the wherewithall to think you were getting a dui, you should have known you shouldn't have been driving.
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Old 05-01-2005, 08:21 AM   #8
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Old 05-01-2005, 08:30 AM   #9
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You deserved a DUI. You dumbass.
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Old 05-01-2005, 02:24 PM   #10
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Old 05-01-2005, 02:33 PM   #11
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You deserved a DUI. You dumbass.
Did you notice the choice of words? It's like he's destined for an eventual DUI.

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Im thinking holy **** here comes my dui!
At least he didn't say "another dui".
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Old 05-01-2005, 02:36 PM   #12
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Old 05-01-2005, 02:37 PM   #13
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Damn you are a good typer when drunk, i know I sure as am not.
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Old 05-01-2005, 02:45 PM   #14
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Damn you are a good typer when drunk, i know I sure as am not.
Hell, there's probably a hundred people on here who don't type that clean sober.

And driving when you're drunk enough to be impaired is stupid.
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Old 05-01-2005, 02:52 PM   #15
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And driving when you're drunk enough to be impaired is stupid.
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