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Old 05-03-2005, 03:22 PM  
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Robot sex dolls

A German inventor claims to have created the world's most sophisticated robot sex doll.

The sex androids developed by aircraft mechanic Michael Harriman from Nuremberg have 'hearts' that beat harder during sex.

They also breathe harder and have internal heaters to raise the body temperature - but their feet stay cold "just like in real life", according to Harriman.

He said: "They are almost impossible to distinguish from the real thing, but I am still developing improvements and I will only be happy when what I have is better than the real thing."

The dolls sold under the Andy brand name are on offer for 4,000 each for the basic model, with extra charges for adaptations like extra large breasts.

Underneath the silicon skin, developed for use in medical surgery, is an electronic heart that beats faster during sex.

The model can also be made to move by remote control, wiggling her hips under the bedclothes and making other suggestive movements - all at the touch of a button.

Harriman said his design was an improvement on the popular 'real dolls' sold in the USA.
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Old 05-03-2005, 03:23 PM   #2
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kcchiefsman's patent came through.

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Old 05-03-2005, 03:24 PM   #3
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Someone needs to check that old tread about building a girl robot for copywrite infringments.
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Old 05-03-2005, 03:24 PM   #4
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Old 05-03-2005, 03:27 PM   #5
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kcchiefsman's patent came through.

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Someone needs to check that old tread about building a girl robot for copywrite infringments.
missed it by this much >_<
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Old 05-03-2005, 03:31 PM   #6
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Underneath the silicon skin, developed for use in medical surgery, is an electronic heart that beats faster during sex.
I don't know about you but nothing turns me on more than a fast heart beat
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Old 05-03-2005, 03:35 PM   #7
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Old 05-03-2005, 04:03 PM   #8
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I wonder if they have fat ones? Can they make a living? I bet you I could whore them out for a pretty good price.
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Old 05-03-2005, 04:10 PM   #9
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That sounds perfect. My wife says my lovemaking is mechanical anyway.
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Old 05-03-2005, 04:35 PM   #10
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Old 05-03-2005, 04:36 PM   #11
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Old 05-03-2005, 04:42 PM   #12
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Old 05-03-2005, 04:43 PM   #13
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Old 05-03-2005, 05:04 PM   #14
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Okay this dude must've seen Weird Science too many times, and thought he could do the same process. He was probably just as lonely as Anthony - Micheal Hall by wearing a bra strapped to his head for "ritual" purposes.
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