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Old 05-04-2005, 09:40 AM  
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Farrell Begged 70-Year-Old Actress for Sex


Actor Colin Farrell has been left red-faced after 70-year-old actress Dame Eileen Atkins boasted she recently rejected his desperate requests for casual sex. Cold Mountain star, Atkins revealed the Irish lothario spent nearly three hours begging her to sleep with him, but despite his stunning looks, she turned him down because he is 42 years her junior. She explains, "Three weeks before my 70th birthday, a simply stunning, gorgeous big film star came into my hotel room for sex without strings. I spent two and a half hours saying no, but it cheered me up fantastically. "I said no, in the end because he said, 'The reason you won't do it is because your body isn't as good as it was when you were young, isn't it? But I don't care about that.' "But I'm too proud of how I looked when I was younger. My body is still the same weight, but it's all distributed in a different way." The actress initially intended to spare Farrell's blushes by keeping his identity secret, but her agent says, "I can confirm that it is Colin Farrell that made the advance." Atkins and Farrell met during filming of movie Ask The Dust which hits cinemas later this year.
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:46 AM   #2
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This is a joke right? I hope so cause I never really new Colin Farell to be such a well horn dog.
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:47 AM   #3
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She's not an attractive woman. WTF was he thinking?
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:48 AM   #4
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:48 AM   #5
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I tried looking up a picture but I was unsuccesful.
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:51 AM   #6
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:52 AM   #7
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:54 AM   #8
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She isn't pretty at all. This has to be a joke.
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:55 AM   #9
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I dunno - check out them lips.

And I bet she can take her teeth out too.
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