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Old 05-04-2005, 08:10 PM  
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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) -- An applicant set to take an exam to join the Florida Highway Patrol was arrested Monday, accused of leading troopers on a racing-speed motorcycle chase in rush-hour traffic.

''We told him, don't bother showing up,'' FHP spokesman Lt. Julio Pajon said of David Carpenter, 24. ''Getting arrested is an automatic disqualifier.''

Carpenter was to take his physical for the patrol next week, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported.

For weeks, troopers and local police have spotted the same biker, cutting through traffic at speeds of up to 140 mph. He managed to flee at least twice and almost caused wrecks involving troopers, Pajon said.

Monday morning, troopers were waiting for him, using an airplane and stationed strategically along the highway. Soon enough, Carpenter was leading a chase, at one point heading south in the northbound lanes and later smashed the cycle's front rim by hurling over a curb to avoid a tollbooth, police reports said.

Carpenter outran troopers in cars, but the airplane shadowed him to his apartment in south Miami-Dade County. When troopers arrived moments later, they saw Carpenter outside, pretending to wash his car.

The cycle was not in sight and Carpenter denied being the cyclist, Pajon said, but it appears his pooch gave him up.

The dog came up to a window, moved a vertical blind and barked at the troopers outside, a report said. A trooper looked inside and saw the motorcycle.

Also inside: Carpenter's application for the FHP.

Police charged Carpenter with three counts of aggravated fleeing, two counts of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer and one count of reckless driving. He also received a citation for bending back his license tag from plain sight.

No telephone listing for a David Carpenter at his address was available late Monday.
The dog deserves a treat tho
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:12 PM   #2
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, I guess.

Or at least attempt to.
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:19 PM   #3
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, I guess.

Or at least attempt to.

Heh I'm sure it would have come out in the poly when they asked him if he had ever engaged in any undetected crimes....uh yeah ....
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:24 PM   #4
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After he did his jail time, I'd sign the guy to head up the high speed chases division, or at least teach other cops how to drive. He must be one hell of a driver to get away that many times.
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:24 PM   #5
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Heh I'm sure it would have come out in the poly when they asked him if he had ever engaged in any undetected crimes....uh yeah ....
Actually, he might have been able to beat that, since he probably believes he didn't do anything wrong.

The truth can be subjective like that.
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:27 PM   #6
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Actually, he might have been able to beat that, since he probably believes he didn't do anything wrong.

The truth can be subjective like that.
very true ...just depends on how guilty his conscious is...
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:34 PM   #7
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:34 PM   #8
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:37 PM   #9
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Aggravated assault on a police officer? Uh, I guess I missed that part of the story.
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:43 PM   #10
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Aggravated assault on a police officer? Uh, I guess I missed that part of the story.
Me too. I don't think they told us that part. Two brilliant guys like us couldn't have missed it.
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:45 PM   #11
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Aggravated assault on a police officer? Uh, I guess I missed that part of the story.
He managed to flee at least twice and almost caused wrecks involving troopers, Pajon said.
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:47 PM   #12
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He managed to flee at least twice and almost caused wrecks involving troopers, Pajon said.
I didn't miss the aggravated fleeing and reckless driving part. I'm looking for the assault.
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:50 PM   #13
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I didn't miss the aggravated fleeing and reckless driving part. I'm looking for the assault.
I guess ALMOST causing an officer to wreck is assault?
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:51 PM   #14
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I didn't miss the aggravated fleeing and reckless driving part. I'm looking for the assault.

depends on the state but swinging and missing at someone is simple assualt
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:53 PM   #15
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depends on the state but swinging and missing at someone is simple assualt
When did he take a swing?

EDIT: Did I overlook the word simple before, or was that a timely edi?
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