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View Poll Results: Did alcohol play an important part in your creation
Yes. I sprang from the back seat of a 1966 Mustang, 2 dozen beer cans and a Prom dress on the floorboard. 3 11.11%
No. My parents are pure. Neither has ever had a drink in their lives, nor have they ever engaged in any kind of sexual activity. 5 18.52%
Yes. One look at my Mother/Father is proof that the other was drunk. 1 3.70%
No. My parents go at it like bunnies, booze or not. 3 11.11%
Yes. I consider Jim Beam like a second father. 3 11.11%
No. I was the product of artificial insemination, I don't know if the Lab Tech had been drinking. 0 0%
How does booze have anything to do with the Stork dropping me off with my parents? 6 22.22%
Like Gaz, I am not of mere mortal man. 6 22.22%
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Old 05-05-2005, 01:17 AM  
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Would you be here on Earth...if it wasn't for booze?

In my current situation I am prohibited from having or consuming alcohol, so is everyone else around me. While "impure thoughts" are still in abundance, the acts associated with those thoughs seems rather low compared to an alcohol drenched environment.

This observation begs the question, how many of us have a keg of beer, bottle of wine, or fifth of Bourbon to thank for our creation?

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Old 05-05-2005, 01:23 AM   #2
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In my current situation I am prohibited from having or consuming alcohol, so is everyone else around me. While "impure thoughts" are still in abundance, the acts associated with those thoughs seems rather low compared to an alcohol drenched environment.

This observation begs the question, how many of us have a keg of beer, bottle of wine, or fifth of Bourbon to thank for our creation?

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Please, have a drink and procreate while you wait.

I don't drink at all. In fact, I've NEVER had any type of alcohol. Ever... While I don't like the substance itself, I have no problem with people who decide to partake. I just find it sad that it conquers people so easily, and ruins families, and relationships, and the list goes on and on. I really think that most of the worlds' problems could be solved if the people on this earth were ever sober enough to think... Unfortunately, most people live through the week just to go party on the weekends, so that they can tell drinking stories around the water cooler through the week, so they can go back out and party again... It all seems so empty.

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Old 05-05-2005, 01:25 AM   #3
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I don't drink at all. In fact, I've NEVER had any type of alcohol. Ever... While I don't like the substance itself, I have no problem with people who decide to partake. I just find it sad that it conquers people so easily, and ruins families, and relationships, and the list goes on and on. I really think that most of the worlds' problems could be solved if the people on this earth were ever sober enough to think... Unfortunately, most people live through the week just to go party on the weekends, so that they can tell drinking stories around the water cooler through the week, so they can go back out and party again... It all seems so empty.

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im an occaisional partaker, Ill party once every couple months. But the addictive personality is engrained far too deep in my family for much more.
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Old 05-05-2005, 01:25 AM   #4
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Old 05-05-2005, 01:36 AM   #5
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im an occaisional partaker, Ill party once every couple months. But the addictive personality is engrained far too deep in my family for much more.

Ugh... Every time I tell people I don't drink, they start making excuses. Just say it... You're a lush... It's OK, I'm not gonna judge you.







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Old 05-05-2005, 01:38 AM   #6
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Ugh... Every time I tell people I don't drink, they start making excuses. Just say it... You're a lush... It's OK, I'm not gonna judge you.







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Its no excuse, I enjoy the occaisional night out. Its just a scary substance.
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Old 05-05-2005, 01:42 AM   #7
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Nope, I was the one planned child out of the three of us. Gotta have a son you know. So, yeah I had two older sisters that were not planned, but both my parents don't drink. So they might of been accidents but not because of hootch.
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Old 05-05-2005, 01:49 AM   #8
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I don't drink at all. In fact, I've NEVER had any type of alcohol. Ever... While I don't like the substance itself, I have no problem with people who decide to partake. I just find it sad that it conquers people so easily, and ruins families, and relationships, and the list goes on and on. I really think that most of the worlds' problems could be solved if the people on this earth were ever sober enough to think... Unfortunately, most people live through the week just to go party on the weekends, so that they can tell drinking stories around the water cooler through the week, so they can go back out and party again... It all seems so empty.

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But your PARENTS, did they drink?
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Old 05-05-2005, 02:16 AM   #10
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Both parents drink, but I would be very surprised if either has been what one would consider drunk more than once or twice in their lifetimes. As far as I know, they weren't drunk during my conception. I'm not sure if I was planned or not planned, but I would bet money that they were reasonably sober at the time.
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Old 05-05-2005, 02:17 AM   #11
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You must be mistaken. My parents have never had sex.
I'm not sure about your dad but your mom has.
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Old 05-05-2005, 02:18 AM   #12
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You must be mistaken. My parents have never had sex.

Then you would put your check in answer #2.
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with my new daytime job I cannot drink nearly as much as I used to. A few months ago I was drinking till dawn 3-4 times a week. It would have been a responsible night out if I just came home from the bars and passed out instead of staying up till 6 or 7 playing pool/poker whatever. But now I only drink on Fri or Sat
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Old 05-05-2005, 07:01 AM   #15
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I saw a report the other day that said that scientists have found that the substance around the egg that allows the sperm to penetrate was actually a form of alcohol.
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