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Old 06-15-2005, 08:13 AM  
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The punchline thread

just the punchlines please...

this is the anti Psicosis "best joke ever that takes four days to read thread..."

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Old 06-15-2005, 08:20 AM   #2
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:20 AM   #3
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:22 AM   #4
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:24 AM   #5
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:26 AM   #6
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:27 AM   #7
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:45 AM   #8
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:48 AM   #9
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:48 AM   #10
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:49 AM   #11
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:49 AM   #12
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:52 AM   #13
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:55 AM   #14
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:55 AM   #15
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