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Old 06-17-2005, 03:27 PM  
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Blonde joke ..........

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other, and another customer asked,
"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood
up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said,
"Of course, it's right there."

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Old 06-17-2005, 03:32 PM   #2
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:33 PM   #3
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:34 PM   #4
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:37 PM   #5
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:50 PM   #6
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Ok Ok .....

A blonde is driving down the highway and to her amazement she see ANOTHER blonde halfway out in a plowed field sitting in a rowboat. She is paddling her ass off in this rowboat going no-where because she is in the middle of a plowed field.

The blonde driving the car comes to a screeching hult on the side of the road, gets out of her car and runs right up to the edge of the plowed field and turns beet red with anger.

She starts yelling at the blonde in the rowboat saying:

"You know it's blondes like YOU that give the rest of us a BAD NAME ....

And if I could SWIM I would come out there and KICK YOUR ASS".







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Old 06-17-2005, 03:53 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by ROYC75
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other, and another customer asked,
"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood
up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said,
"Of course, it's right there."


that say red x, not 710...
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:55 PM   #8
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:02 PM   #9
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Ok Ok .....

A blonde is driving down the highway and to her amazement she see ANOTHER blonde halfway out in a plowed field sitting in a rowboat. She is paddling her ass off in this rowboat going no-where because she is in the middle of a plowed field.

The blonde driving the car comes to a screeching hult on the side of the road, gets out of her car and runs right up to the edge of the plowed field and turns beet red with anger.

She starts yelling at the blonde in the rowboat saying:

"You know it's blondes like YOU that give the rest of us a BAD NAME ....

And if I could SWIM I would come out there and KICK YOUR ASS".







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Old 06-17-2005, 05:31 PM   #10
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Old 06-17-2005, 05:33 PM   #11
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Ok Ok .....

A blonde is driving down the highway and to her amazement she see ANOTHER blonde halfway out in a plowed field sitting in a rowboat. She is paddling her ass off in this rowboat going no-where because she is in the middle of a plowed field.

The blonde driving the car comes to a screeching hult on the side of the road, gets out of her car and runs right up to the edge of the plowed field and turns beet red with anger.

She starts yelling at the blonde in the rowboat saying:

"You know it's blondes like YOU that give the rest of us a BAD NAME ....

And if I could SWIM I would come out there and KICK YOUR ASS".







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Old 06-17-2005, 07:29 PM   #12
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Old 06-17-2005, 07:45 PM   #13
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When I read the topic header (Blonde Joke), I thought Roy was addressing Tommy.
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Old 06-17-2005, 08:18 PM   #14
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Old 06-17-2005, 08:30 PM   #15
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