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Old 06-17-2005, 04:40 PM  
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So, I had a few errands to run today; as well as take time out to play frisbee with my dog in the park. As it turns out, there was this shopping area by this particular park that would serve all my errand needs. What could be better, eh? Particularly with the high prices on fuel.

Anyways, it's a blustery day and my long azz hippie hair is whipping me in the face. It's summertime and it's time I cut the mane off. Long hair in the winter, short hair in the summer. Having no pre-scheduled appointments on hand, I decided to take whatever was available to me in the shopping center. Turns out, nothing but a place called Rusty's Salon. My first impression was- who the hell is Rusty? And isn't Rusty the last name you'd think of naming a salon? Shouldn't Rusty be a barber?

So, I saunter in to the place and ask if they are willing to take a walk-in and if they had anything available now. She said she could get me in about 20 mins. Perfect! I can take care of my other things and return to the salon, and get my hair lopped off. Twenty minutes later, I return to the salon and this middle-aged woman of whom I thought was the owner of the salon or at least Rusty's wife, if Rusty was even a man, takes me to the back to wash my hair.

The first thing that occured to me was that it really didn't smell like other salons. It kinda smelled like my old grandmother's house back in Kansas City. I follow this lady around the corner only to be greeted by a dozen or so middle-aged women. Most of them under the hair dryers reading magazines. They all looked up at me as I entered the room, and they all smiled great big smiles. A couple of them even winked at me and all of them said, "Hiiiiiiiiiii..." at the same time. It was far from being a "Hi, how are you?" It was more like a "Ohhhhh, lookee at the young, handsome man kinda Hi"

I haven't had this many gals staring and ogling me since the Home Ec class I took back in Jr. High School when I was the only guy in the class. I couldn't figure out a spatula from a blender with all the girls staring at me during class. But, I liked the attention then. Today's was a whole different universe. Old women with fake hair and ruby lips staring at me as if they've never seen a man before.

Oh well, I got my haircut. Don't look much like a hippie anymore....
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:55 PM   #2
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:59 PM   #3
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Old 06-17-2005, 05:00 PM   #4
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I was always imagined my hair place back in Carrollton ran a whorehouse in the back. It was staffed by three argentinians.
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Old 06-17-2005, 10:14 PM   #5
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I was always imagined my hair place back in Carrollton ran a whorehouse in the back. It was staffed by three argentinians.
Why didn't you just go to the backroom and check it out for yourself? They do a lot more than just massages these days...
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Old 06-17-2005, 10:20 PM   #6
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I was always imagined my hair place back in Carrollton ran a whorehouse in the back. It was staffed by three argentinians.

Aguante Argentina vieja!!!! - Sad to say I was born there and only would go their to visit.... But the ladies are mighty fine... Not that matters to gochiefs or anything...

I married a White Blonde and blue eyed girl from Kansas after starring at so much dark haired dark eyed girls back in my High School days of Argentina. I guess opposites attract...

Oh by the way... I ran the whorehouse... J/k
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Old 06-17-2005, 10:25 PM   #7
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Aguante Argentina vieja!!!! - Sad to say I was born there and only would go their to visit.... But the ladies are mighty fine... Not that matters to gochiefs or anything...

I married a White Blonde and blue eyed girl from Kansas after starring at so much dark haired dark eyed girls back in my High School days of Argentina. I guess opposites attract...

Oh by the way... I ran the whorehouse... J/k
Congrats on marrying a white girl. I'd much rather have those dark haired dark eyed girls.
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Old 06-17-2005, 10:29 PM   #8
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Aguante Argentina vieja!!!! - Sad to say I was born there and only would go their to visit.... But the ladies are mighty fine... Not that matters to gochiefs or anything...

I married a White Blonde and blue eyed girl from Kansas after starring at so much dark haired dark eyed girls back in my High School days of Argentina. I guess opposites attract...

Oh by the way... I ran the whorehouse... J/k
Oh, BTW, I forgot to ask how much your white girl weighs.
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Old 06-17-2005, 10:32 PM   #9
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Oh, BTW, I forgot to ask how much your white girl weighs.

LOL - 120 lbs... we also have a 13 month old as well named Isabella... I used to be attracted to the dark until about 17....
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