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Old 06-23-2005, 10:32 PM  
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weirdo next door, what to do?

we live in a mobile home park and there has been a guy sleeping in his car every night this week. it's not the neighbor, but apparently a friend of his. parks his car and stays out in it all night. if it is a friend or family member then why doesnt the neighbor let him in his house? this weirdo was out cleaning his wheels, hubs and all, at like 130 am(seriously). really starting to freak me out. i have two young daughters and it's just weird seeing him out there all night.

i guess i just dont want any trouble but should i call the park security or the cops? there are only two other houses that could find him suspicious and call on him so that is why i am afraid of him getting pissed and retaliating. the girls sleep in the bedroom by the road

any suggestions.
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Old 06-23-2005, 10:39 PM   #2
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Wow, that is weird?

Not really sure what you should do though

In the middle of the night, you could start the car on fire
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Old 06-23-2005, 10:42 PM   #3
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You might try out-wierding the wierd-o. Start by sleeping in your kid's radio flyer wagon in the front yard, and see if that scares him off...
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Old 06-23-2005, 10:43 PM   #4
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The word "shoo" repeated over and over also seem to have warding properties...
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Old 06-23-2005, 10:47 PM   #5
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You live in a trailer park and this is the first weird guy you've seen? You must have just moved in last week.

Either that or the parks in Wichita are WAY different than the one I lived in in Manhattan, KS.

As for the weirdo:

I'd either ride it out or ask the guy that lives where the freak is parking if he knows what is going on and how long it's going to last.
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Old 06-23-2005, 10:48 PM   #6
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Call the police and have them do a "drive by". Then when they see someone sleeping in the car they can say they stop due to abnormal situation. They can quiz him down without bringing suspicion to you I would think.
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Old 06-23-2005, 10:50 PM   #7
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I wonder if he participated in our "what's the longest you've ever lived in your car?" thread....

Seriously, call the cops. They should run him off.
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Old 06-23-2005, 10:52 PM   #8
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Old 06-23-2005, 10:59 PM   #9
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I wonder if he participated in our "what's the longest you've ever lived in your car?" thread....

Seriously, call the cops. They should run him off.
I guess the vagrancy laws have been struck down. Back "in the day" they had what was called "paroled to float". When a cop found somebody with no visible means of support they assumed it could only result in trouble (I agree). So the cops "vagged them" and gave them the choice of jail or being paroled to float which meant get out of town and don't come back.
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Old 06-24-2005, 01:11 AM   #10
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Leave the guy alone and do nothing.



On a completely unrelated topic...hunting season is right around the corner. Don't wait until the night before opening day to start cleaning the guns. Get to it now! Remember, the rest of the family doesn't like the smell of solvents in the house, so you better take it out to the front porch.
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Old 06-24-2005, 01:37 AM   #11
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Old 06-24-2005, 01:53 AM   #12
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Leave the guy alone and do nothing.



On a completely unrelated topic...hunting season is right around the corner. Don't wait until the night before opening day to start cleaning the guns. Get to it now! Remember, the rest of the family doesn't like the smell of solvents in the house, so you better take it out to the front porch.
Isn't rifle hunting season in November?

(Not to worry. Only playing dumb this time. I do get the joke.)
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:47 AM   #13
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It is wierd but I'd let the authorities handle the situation. Or maybe you could ask the next door neighbor what's up. As for your young children, try using a 12 gauge for target practice in the backyard. I don't think he'd dare bother them after that.
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Old 06-24-2005, 07:38 AM   #14
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Hmmm? I wouldn't be to thrilled about something like that. Like someone else said, call the Police and have them do a drive by if you don't want to go have a chat with him.

If you do go have a chat with him, you could always "out strange him." Pop an Alka Selzer in your mouth so you're all frothed up like Old Yeller. Drag a leg, develop a twitch and have a crazy look in your eyes like you just got back from an alien abduction. A random unexpained speech flaw such as Klingon would be a nice touch. (Send gochiefs a smoke to obtian proper technique) Make a tinfoil hat and wear it when you go over there. (Contact jAZ or D-neise for proper technique) Tell car boy, "I know who sent you and I'm not going back!" Develop an evil laugh and use it.

If all else fails, you could always resort to a well placed Bird Bomb.
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Old 06-24-2005, 07:50 AM   #15
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Maybe his meth lab is in his car.
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