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Old 06-25-2005, 04:10 PM  
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What percentage of the male population would freak out...

...if they announced Vaseline caused skin cancer?

I'm guessing close to 85% of Raider fans - the other 15% likes SkinSoSoft.
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Old 06-25-2005, 04:13 PM   #2
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Vaseline? Dude, get with the 21st century, there are better products out there.
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Old 06-25-2005, 04:14 PM   #3
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Vaseline? Dude, get with the 21st century, there are better products out there.
No fuggin shit, as old as I am Vaseline has never been a product of choice.
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Old 06-25-2005, 04:28 PM   #4
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What in the world are you using Vasoline for Braincase?
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Old 06-25-2005, 04:29 PM   #5
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What in the world are you using Vasoline for Braincase?

Lube door hinges?
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Old 06-25-2005, 04:30 PM   #6
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I guess I'll have to find something else to shine up my fabulous set of muscles.
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:26 PM   #7
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What in the world are you using Vasoline for Braincase?




I wanted to ask him that also, but thought better of it.

So what do all you men use vasoline for?
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:31 PM   #8
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So what do all you men use vasoline for?
Come on over, and I'll show you.

Pick up some Chinese food and a strobe light on the way. Kewl?
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:52 PM   #9
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Come on over, and I'll show you.

Pick up some Chinese food and a strobe light on the way. Kewl?



strobe light? What are you gonna do with a strobe light?
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Old 06-25-2005, 06:10 PM   #10
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strobe light? What are you gonna do with a strobe light?
Probe light. I think he had a typo.
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Old 06-25-2005, 06:12 PM   #11
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Probe light. I think he had a typo.

oh, okay, but I don't know what that is?
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Old 06-25-2005, 06:17 PM   #12
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oh, okay, but I don't know what that is?
just go over there, you'll find out real quick.
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Old 06-25-2005, 06:26 PM   #13
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oh, okay, but I don't know what that is?
hello...

vaseline...

probe...

are you still not getting it?

think back door...
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Old 06-25-2005, 06:26 PM   #14
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I wanted to ask him that also, but thought better of it.

So what do all you men use vasoline for?
Busted up lips.
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Old 06-25-2005, 06:55 PM   #15
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hello...

vaseline...

probe...

are you still not getting it?

think back door...


I thought it would be entertaining to read all the answer's about what to do with it...but I guess it wasn't funny enough for you...
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