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Old 08-04-2005, 11:11 AM  
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You sure you're a dentist?

Had a dentist appt this morning. Just a routine checkup. First appt w/ this dentist. While he's checking out my teeth, this exchange occurs...

"You smoke, Brian?"
"Yeah."
"Awesome. Nobody likes a quitter. You stick with it, brother."
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:13 AM   #2
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:14 AM   #3
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:16 AM   #4
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:27 AM   #5
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You think he might have been being facetious?
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:28 AM   #6
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:30 AM   #7
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You think he might have been being facetious?
I don't think facetious is necessarily accurate, but he was trying to get a laugh.
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:30 AM   #8
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What the hell does that mean?
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:33 AM   #9
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What the hell does that mean?

Your shirt. Tucked or untucked?
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:33 AM   #10
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:36 AM   #11
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Seinfeld went to a dentist's appointment, and was shocked to see that the dentist had hired hot assistants and had Playboy and Hustler in the waiting room. The dentist examined him and recommended rescheduling for a root canal. After the root canal, Seinfeld was waking up groggily, and he thinks he sees the assistant buttoning up her blouse and the dentist adjusting his zipper. Further his shirt hem was untucked.
Relating it to Elaine, she asks if he went in to the appointment tucked or untucked, whereupon Jerry exclaims "I think I was TUCKED!!"
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:39 AM   #12
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Your shirt. Tucked or untucked?
Untucked.
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:40 AM   #13
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You probably screwed his daughter. Now he's waiting for you to die.
The guy's pretty young (well, for a dentist). I doubt he has any daughters old enough for me to screw w/out me landing in prison.
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:41 AM   #14
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if ya smoke,the nitrous takes affect alot faster and deeper meaning he will be able to have more fun with you while you are incapacitated.....

whens your next appointment?
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:45 AM   #15
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if ya smoke,the nitrous takes affect alot faster and deeper meaning he will be able to have more fun with you while you are incapacitated.....

whens your next appointment?
It was just a checkup. No need for nitrous. In fact, I've never had a dentist give me nitrous.
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