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Old 08-04-2005, 11:38 AM  
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I am a failure as a friend.

As many of you know, Boozer is living in Phoenix this summer working as a summer associate at a local law firm. What you may not know is that for just shy of two years now he's had the same gf. I knew we were getting into dangerous territory. She wasn't coming to Phoenix with him for the summer, and I knew it was my responsibility to drag him to as many titty bars, Nogales hookers, and generally loose women as possible to prevent something horrible from happening.

I failed.

I went and left the sunuvabitch unattended a couple weekends ago, and what did he do? He got engaged!

So, apparently, if you're in need of someone to keep you from getting married, I'm simply not the man for the job. Oh yeah, congratulations to Boozer blah blah blah.
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:40 AM   #2
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:40 AM   #3
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So that's why he doesn't post here anymore? Ball and chain?
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:41 AM   #4
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I love being married. Then again, my wife's really hot.

Is she?
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:41 AM   #5
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I thought you were going to post that you screwed his g/f.
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:41 AM   #6
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Can we get a mod to change Boozer's first letter to an "L"?
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:42 AM   #7
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So that's why he doesn't post here anymore? Ball and chain?
Nah. Really what that boils down to is he doesn't have Internet access at home, and he makes a concerted effort to avoid this place at work.
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:43 AM   #8
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I thought you were going to post that you screwed his g/f.
No, that's what good friends do. I poked a buddy's gf in college, and he bought me a beer for it.

"I've been looking for a reason to break up with that bitch."
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:43 AM   #9
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Yes, your wife is really hot. Trust me.
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:44 AM   #10
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:47 AM   #11
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Yes, your wife is really hot. Trust me.
Didn't I just say that?

We took the kids to the pool this weekend, and I took some pictures of the kids playing around. I laughed my butt off at some of the guys leering at the wife in the background. The wife didn't think it was funny, however, and made me delete the most egregious ones.
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:47 AM   #12
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No, that's what good friends do. I poked a buddy's gf in college, and he bought me a beer for it.

"I've been looking for a reason to break up with that bitch."
You got the day off today or somethin'? Haven't seen you post during the day for awhile.
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:49 AM   #13
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Didn't I just say that?

We took the kids to the pool this weekend, and I took some pictures of the kids playing around. I laughed my butt off at some of the guys leering at the wife in the background. The wife didn't think it was funny, however, and made me delete the most egregious ones.
Women have no sense of humor. I've got a buddy from college whose wife gets all upset when, while busting his balls, I remind him that I've sucked on his wife's titties.

C'mon, that's funny stuff.
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:50 AM   #14
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You got the day off today or somethin'? Haven't seen you post during the day for awhile.
Just a little less busy at work at the moment.
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:51 AM   #15
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Didn't I just say that?

We took the kids to the pool this weekend, and I took some pictures of the kids playing around. I laughed my butt off at some of the guys leering at the wife in the background. The wife didn't think it was funny, however, and made me delete the most egregious ones.

Where are they?
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