It's against the rules to vomit milk.

**Rain Man** · 08-25-2005, 03:39 PM

I guess. I don't know.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/4808232

Marlins batboy reportedly suspended over dare
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A Florida Marlins batboy earned himself a six-game suspension from the team for accepting a dare to drink a gallon of milk in less than an hour without throwing up, according to a report in The Miami Herald.

The Herald says Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny (who was traded by the Marlins to L.A. last season) offered the unidentified boy $500 last Sunday if he could accomplish the task.

Penny reportedly said that the batboy drank the gallon of milk in the allotted time, but was not able to keep it down.

''It's kind of ridiculous that you get a 10-game suspension for steroids and a six-game suspension for milk,'' Penny said.

As a result, the batboy will not be allowed to work the team's upcoming homestand Aug. 29-Sept. 4 vs. the Cardinals and Mets.

The Marlins refused to comment on the suspension.

''It's ridiculous that they worry about stuff like that,'' Penny said. "It shows they (the Marlins organization) don't know anything about the game. That kind of stuff goes on everywhere. It didn't affect the way he worked, the way he did his job.''

Hydrae · 08-25-2005, 03:40 PM

I think Penny should worry about his play on the mound, not thinking up stupid tricks to play on the other teams bat boys.

alpha_omega · 08-25-2005, 03:52 PM

Quote:

'It's kind of ridiculous that you get a 10-game suspension for steroids and a six-game suspension for milk,'' Penny said.

I agree completely with this...

And...

No...but if i did, i would not be a winner...for sure.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 08-25-2005, 04:07 PM

An hour and he vomited? What a pussy.

I could drink that much milk in an hour and love every minute of it.

ChiefsFire · 08-25-2005, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs

An hour and he vomited? What a pussy.

I could drink that much milk in an hour and love every minute of it.

nah

its a proven fact that its not humanly possible

oh and by the way,breastmilk doesnt count

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 08-25-2005, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsFire

nah

its a proven fact that its not humanly possible

oh and by the way,breastmilk doesnt count

Bullshit. I can drink two large glasses of milk in like 20 minutes.

On an empty stomach, I could easily down that gallon. I'd be willing to do it in front of planeteers, too.

ChiefsFire · 08-25-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

Bullshit. I can drink two large glasses of milk in like 20 minutes.

On an empty stomach, I could easily down that gallon. I'd be willing to do it in front of planeteers, too.

stop and look at a gallon of milk..

see how large it is??

picture that sloshin around inside your gut

good luck

**Phobia** · 08-25-2005, 04:19 PM

I think I could do it, too.

**Rain Man** · 08-25-2005, 04:21 PM

A gallon is a lot of liquid.

ChiefsFire · 08-25-2005, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

I think I could do it, too.

theres a difference between thinking and doing

lemme go grab some buckets and you two can have at it

**Phobia** · 08-25-2005, 04:22 PM

I want $500 on the table.

Rukdafaidas · 08-25-2005, 04:24 PM

A gallon is almost (11) 12 oz. servings.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 08-25-2005, 04:25 PM

I guarantee I can outmilk Phobia.

ChiefsFire · 08-25-2005, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

I want $500 on the table.

yeah

and i want jennifer love hewitt in my bed

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 08-25-2005, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rukdafaidas

A gallon is almost (11) 12 oz. servings.

Do I get cookies too?

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Yes, and I'd win.	14	40.00%
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Yes, and I have no idea if I would win.	7	20.00%
No, but I would win if I did.	0	0%
No, and I would lose if I did.	8	22.86%
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