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Old 09-11-2005, 06:58 PM  
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Help me razz a Jets fan

I know a guy who is a pompous ass, regardless of what his favorite football team is. But it just so happens that he's a Jets fan. So I'm asking for the expertise of ChiefsPlanet in giving me some material for when I see him on Tuesday.

I'll start off...




Did you hear that Chad Pennington got turned down by a prostitute Saturday night?

Yeah, apparently he didn't score all weekend.



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Old 09-11-2005, 07:01 PM   #2
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Did you hear that Chad Pennington got turned down by a prostitute Saturday night?

Yeah, apparently he didn't score all weekend.



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Old 09-11-2005, 07:02 PM   #3
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Chad fumbled more ballls on Sunday than....
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:03 PM   #4
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maybe pennington got some dapper dan he used on that stupid hairdo he had on the picture they kept showing on his hands before the game. God he looks like a dork in that picture.
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:10 PM   #5
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if the guy is a true pompous ass as you suggest, then print this out and make him wear it.



Then print these out and tape them to his desk, monitor, chair, or just slap one on his back.



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Old 09-11-2005, 07:11 PM   #6
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How many Jets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the lightbulb, and one to go back to the store after Pennington drops the first six.
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:12 PM   #7
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if the guy is a true pompous ass as you suggest, then print this out and make him wear it.



Then print these out and tape them to his desk, monitor, chair, or just slap one on his back.





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Old 09-11-2005, 07:13 PM   #8
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How many Jets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the lightbulb, and one to go back to the store after Pennington drops the first six.
I knew you guys would come through for me.
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:15 PM   #9
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I know a guy who is a pompous ass, regardless of what his favorite football team is. But it just so happens that he's a Jets fan. So I'm asking for the expertise of ChiefsPlanet in giving me some material for when I see him on Tuesday.

I'll start off...




Did you hear that Chad Pennington got turned down by a prostitute Saturday night?

Yeah, apparently he didn't score all weekend.



And when he tried to take care of himself, he dropped the balls.
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:15 PM   #10
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I know a guy who is a pompous ass, regardless of what his favorite football team is. But it just so happens that he's a Jets fan.
I am not.
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:17 PM   #11
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:18 PM   #12
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Q: What's the difference between the Jets and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: Why are the Jets like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: What do Billy Graham and the Jets have in common?
A: They can both make a stadium of 70,000 people say "Oh, Jesus."

Q: What's the difference between the Jets and Cheerios?
A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl.

Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Four Jets fans watching a football game.

The Jets have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though. You wear it and the other guy scores.

Q: Why can't Chad Pennington use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:50 PM   #13
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Q: What's the difference between the Jets and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: Why are the Jets like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

The Jets have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though. You wear it and the other guy scores.
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:54 PM   #14
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:56 PM   #15
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Ask him how he liked that DP sunday from those Big, thick KC Johnsons in each end.

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