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Old 09-25-2005, 10:00 AM  
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Clean jokes can be funny too!

Or at least good for a chuckle. Here's something completely different (for this BB). This thread is dedicated to ONLY CLEAN JOKES. Please post any clean joke that you find funny or at least amusing. We will not call you "dorks." Not in this thread. Let's see what you've got,... and share them.

Don't worry about repeat jokes. Nobody has time to check all posts.

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Old 09-25-2005, 10:00 AM   #2
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I'll start:

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Billy: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Billy: Seven!

Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?

Billy: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Billy: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?

Billy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:01 AM   #3
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:05 AM   #4
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An Irish guy was driving down the road when suddenly a cop pulls him over. The Irishman quickly composes himself while the cop walks up beside the car.

Cop: "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
Irishman: "No sir."
Cop: "Your wife fell out of your car three blocks back."
Irishman: "Oh thank God. I thought I'd gone deaf."
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:18 AM   #5
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I'll start:

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Billy: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Billy: Seven!

Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?

Billy: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Billy: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?

Billy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:28 AM   #6
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:30 AM   #7
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Dork.

I knew someone would do this sooner or later. But the joke was still funny.
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:32 AM   #8
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So, what do you call the act?
"The Aristocrats."
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:33 AM   #9
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This could be my ex-wife:


My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so that he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:48 AM   #10
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So, what do you call the act?
"The Aristocrats."
Huh? I didn't get it.
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:49 AM   #11
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I knew someone would do this sooner or later. But the joke was still funny.
Bob Dole didn't see any point in postponing the inevitable.
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Old 09-25-2005, 11:12 AM   #12
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if i could just remember even some of the jokes i've heard, i would definitely share them with you...

i can't even remember all the thousands of lawyer jokes i've heard from other lawyers over the years...

jokes and names, always had trouble with the...
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Old 09-25-2005, 11:13 AM   #13
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how 'bout jokes that are only a little dirty?
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Old 09-25-2005, 11:30 AM   #14
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if i could just remember even some of the jokes i've heard, i would definitely share them with you...

i can't even remember all the thousands of lawyer jokes i've heard from other lawyers over the years...

jokes and names, always had trouble with the...
Policeman to the accident victim: Are you seriously hurt?
AV: How would I know? I'm not a lawyer!
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Old 09-25-2005, 11:33 AM   #15
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Policeman to the accident victim: Are you seriously hurt?
AV: How would I know? I'm not a lawyer!
i don't think i've ever heard that one before...

not bad...
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