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Old 09-25-2005, 09:00 AM  
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Clean jokes can be funny too!

Or at least good for a chuckle. Here's something completely different (for this BB). This thread is dedicated to ONLY CLEAN JOKES. Please post any clean joke that you find funny or at least amusing. We will not call you "dorks." Not in this thread. Let's see what you've got,... and share them.

Don't worry about repeat jokes. Nobody has time to check all posts.

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Old 09-25-2005, 09:57 PM   #46
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Two birds were setting on a perch. One turned to the other and said.......do you smell fish?
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Old 09-25-2005, 09:59 PM   #47
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:00 PM   #48
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Why did Tigger have his head in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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Old 09-25-2005, 10:02 PM   #49
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Tow birds were setting on a perch. One turned to the other and said.......do you smell fish?
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:03 PM   #50
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An Irish guy was driving down the road when suddenly a cop pulls him over. The Irishman quickly composes himself while the cop walks up beside the car.

Cop: "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
Irishman: "No sir."
Cop: "Your wife fell out of your car three blocks back."
Irishman: "Oh thank God. I thought I'd gone deaf."
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:04 PM   #51
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
A three-legged dog walks into the bar and says to the bartender, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my pa....
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:05 PM   #52
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:06 PM   #53
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An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?" gasped her mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him."
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:07 PM   #54
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:12 PM   #55
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,
"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said.
"I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy."
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:30 PM   #56
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An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?" gasped her mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him."
First grader little Joey comes home from school and announces that he and his classmate Tammy have decided to get married. Amused at the cuteness of this, his parents ask:"What are you two going to live on?"

"Well," he says, "You are paying me $15 a week, Tammy gets $10 a week from her parents. We figure that should be enough for us."

"Where are you gonna live?" The parents ask.

"We've thought of that too." replies Joey, " One week here and the next at her parents' house."

Amused and impressed at how well the kids have thought this thing out the parents ask: "But, how about children?"

Joey pauses a second and replies: "Well, so far we've been pretty lucky!"
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:43 PM   #57
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:55 PM   #58
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later...."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later:"Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:57 PM   #59
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First grader little Joey comes home from school and announces that he and his classmate Tammy have decided to get married. Amused at the cuteness of this, his parents ask:"What are you two going to live on?"

"Well," he says, "You are paying me $15 a week, Tammy gets $10 a week from her parents. We figure that should be enough for us."

"Where are you gonna live?" The parents ask.

"We've thought of that too." replies Joey, " One week here and the next at her parents' house."

Amused and impressed at how well the kids have thought this thing out the parents ask: "But, how about children?"

Joey pauses a second and replies: "Well, so far we've been pretty lucky!"
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