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Old 10-12-2005, 10:42 PM  
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Marie and Alexia are classmates and best friends. Hoping to prepare for their college exams in peace and quiet, they decide to spend a weekend in the coutry at Alexia's parents secluded farm house. But in the dead of the night, a stranger knocks on the front door, and with the first swing of the knife, the girls idyllic weekend turns into an endless night of horror....


A French-partially subtitled horror flick. Nice twist at the end, but couldn't save this gruesome piece of shit. Two things I hate in movies-Kids getting killed and dogs getting axed. This has both.

If you like to watch a little boy get his brains blown out by a killer this is for you. What starts as a very realistic "Manson" type blood orgy, quickly hits every horror cliche there is. It steals from "Texas Chainsaw" "Halloween-the big knife. and of course "Friday the 13th one through ??.

When the kid gets killed-that was it for me.

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Old 10-12-2005, 10:47 PM   #2
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Marie and Alexia are classmates and best friends. Hoping to prepare for their college exams in peace and quiet, they decide to spend a weekend in the coutry at Alexia's parents secluded farm house.


Well, damn. I thought Marie and Alexia were going to get it on. Never mind.
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Old 10-12-2005, 10:52 PM   #3
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Marie and Alexia are classmates and best friends. Hoping to prepare for their college exams in peace and quiet, they decide to spend a weekend in the coutry at Alexia's parents secluded farm house. But in the dead of the night, a stranger knocks on the front door, and with the first swing of the knife, the girls idyllic weekend turns into an endless night of horror....


A French-partially subtitled horror flick. Nice twist at the end, but couldn't save this gruesome piece of shit. Two things I hate in movies-Kids getting killed and dogs getting axed. This has both.

If you like to watch a little boy get his brains blown out by a killer this is for you. What starts as a very realistic "Manson" type blood orgy, quickly hits every horror cliche there is. It steals from "Texas Chainsaw" "Halloween-the big knife. and of course "Friday the 13th one through ??.

When the kid gets killed-that was it for me.

Zero halfcans of beer out of five.
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Old 01-29-2006, 03:55 PM   #4
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