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Old 05-16-2004, 07:20 PM  
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Old 05-16-2004, 07:24 PM   #2
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B-17 #3 – Dreamsicle II – Dream Warriors

Pilot Logical (13)
Copilot memyselfi (13)
Bombardier The Bad Guy (13)
Navigator BigChiefDave (13)
Engineer Ecto-I (13)
Radio Op. cntrygal (13)
Tail Gunner JennyGump (12)
Ball Turret Gunner EBOLA (6)
Right Waist Gunner Warrior5 (1)
Left Waist Gunner Boozer

Target: Brest’s U-boat pens (guarded by extra flak)
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)
Distance: 6 zones

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

1 Fw190 is driven off by other B-17s

Zone 3 Out: Western Channel

No enemy

Zone 4 Out: Western Channel

No enemy

Zone 5 Out: Western Channel – out of fighter range

2 Me110s attack

BigChiefDave fires, misses
JennyGump fires, kills Me110
The Bad Guy fires, misses
Warrior5 fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 6 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

4 Me109s attack

BigChiefDave fires, misses
JennyGump fires, misses
Boozer fires, misses
Ebola fires, misses
The Bad Guy fires, misses

3 Mes miss, break off attack

Me scores 3 hits
-pilot compartment – control cables are slightly damaged
-superficial damage to pilot compartment
-superficial damage to radio room

Me circles, attacks again

JennyGump fires, misses
Ecto-I fires, kills Me109

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 3 hits
-tail – tailwheel is damaged
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-superficial damage to port wing

The Bad Guy is able to partially adjust for the flak hits – 20% score

Zone 6 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

3 Me109s attack

The Bad Guy fires, hits Me109
Ebola fires, misses
BigChiefDave fires, misses
JennyGump fires, misses
Ecto-I fires, damages Me109

3 Mes miss, break off attack

Zone 5 Back: Western Channel

No enemy

Zone 4 Back: Western Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Back: Western Channel

1 Fw190 is driven off by fighters

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Logical brings Dreamsicle in, unaware that the tail wheel is inoperative until ebola calls up from the ball turret that it’s not down. Ebola evacuates the ball turret, and the crew prepares for a tail dragging landing. Sure enough, they aren’t disappointed as Dreamsicle comes in, trailing sparks as logical struggles to keep the plane from swerving. As Dreamsicle slows, logical politely steers off the tarmac to clear the runway for other B-17s. Dreamsicle is easily repairable, and will be ready to roll when called upon again.

Aftereffects

None

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Copilot memyselfi (13)
Bombardier The Bad Guy (13)
Navigator BigChiefDave (13)
Engineer Ecto-I (13)
Radio Op. cntrygal (13)
Tail Gunner JennyGump (12)
Ball Turret Gunner EBOLA (6)
Right Waist Gunner Warrior5 (1)
Left Waist Gunner Boozer

Another day, another dollar for the Dreamsicle.
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Old 05-16-2004, 09:27 PM   #3
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B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You

Pilot Lattimer (13)
Copilot go bo (13)
Bombardier KCJohnny (13)
Navigator Redcoats58 (13)
Engineer voyager (13)
Radio Op. munkey (13)
Tail Gunner TheFly (13)
Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (13)
Right Waist Gunner tk13 (1)
Left Waist Gunner Nightfyre (1)

Target: St. Nazaire’s u-boats
Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability)
Distance: 6 zones

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: Western Channel

2 Me110s are driven off by fighters

Zone 4 Out: France

3 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Kcjohnny fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses
Thefly fires, misses
Voyager fires, hits Fw190

2 Fws miss, break off attack

Fw scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to #3 wing
-radio room – munkey suffers a serious wound to the stomach

Fw circles, attacks again

Redcoats58 fires, misses
Voyager fires, misses
Thefly fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

1 Fw190 attacks

Thefly fires, misses
Nightfyre fires, misses
Voyager fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Zone 5 Out: France – out of fighter range

2 Fw190s, 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack

Cdcox fires, misses
Nightfyre fires, misses
Thefly fires, damages Me110
Kcjohnny fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses
Voyager fires, damages Me109

2 Fws, 2 Mes miss, break off attack

Zone 6 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me109 attacks

Thefly fires, damages Me109
Redcoats58 fires, kills the same Me109 in a huge ball of fire
Kcjohnny fires, misses

5 Fw190s attack

Kcjohnny fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses
Voyager fires, hits Fw190
Thefly fires, misses
Nightfyre fires, misses
Tk13 fires, misses

Red, White, and Blew by You enters a rare vortex of bad luck, as all five attacking planes score hits!

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to nose

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to bomb bay

Fw scores 6 hits
-waist – port waist gun is knocked out
-superificial damage to port wing
-superficial damage to #2 engine
-#1 engine is hit in the oil tank, and bursts into flames. Go bo hits the engine’s fire extinguisher, and it appears that the fire is going to be under control. However, the engine seizes.
-starboard wing flap is destroyed
-superficial damage to starboard wing

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to pilot compartment

Fw scores 3 hits
-superficial damage to tail
-waist – the ball turret takes a hit, and cdcox sustains a light wound to the left upper back
-#3 engine is hit, and explodes!

In the blink of an eye, Red, White, and Blew By You is doomed. The plane goes into a flat spin, plummeting downward with two engines out and fires in both wings. Lattimer and go bo yell to bail out, but there’s too much noise to hear, and the bailout alarm isn’t working.

Engineer voyager (13) and Tail Gunner TheFly (13) are the first to bail out. They float down directly into the middle of a small village, and Germans are waiting. They have no choice but to surrender immediately.

Bombardier KCJohnny (13), Left Waist Gunner Nightfyre (1), and Radio Op. munkey (13) hook up on the ground after they hit the ground. The trio works together and stealthily heads north, hiding during the day and traveling at night. For 8 days they make good time, but it gets more difficult as they reach the north coast. At the coast, they confer and, lacking any Underground contacts, decide that their only choice is to steal a boat. They hatch a plan, but on the way to their dock of choice, have the bad luck of encountering a German patrol head on. No chance. They surrender, and their story of being downed fliers is not believed. Stood up against a wall, they are informally executed without a trial.

Right Waist Gunner tk13 (1) bails out, and lands alone. Not sure of his location, he picks a direction and walks straight into a squad of Germans who are looking for him.

Pilot Lattimer (13) jumps out into the clear blue sky, and lands softly, with the barking of German Shepherds not far away. He’s off like a shot, and makes it almost ten miles before the dogs and their handlers catch up to him, exhausted and out of luck.

Navigator Redcoats58 (13) was trapped in the nose until he had the good fortune to be thrown through the plexiglass. Stunned and seriously injured, he instinctively managed to open his parachute, but is found unconscious 11 hours later by a German patrol. Off to the stalag.

Copilot go bo (13) at first attempted to go back and let the crew know to bail out, but found himself pinned against a bulkhead by the centrifugal force of the spin. Stuck inside the plane, he inched himself out inch by inch, the g forces rising. At the waist, the open hatch beckons, and he eventually makes it there and is sucked out. Pulling his cord, he floats downward, coming to a quiet landing on a roadway. Immediately, a German soldier appears, and out of instinct, go bo pulls out his survival pistol and fires. The German drops, a fatal shot to the neck spurting blood. Go bo looks around. Nobody else is around. Dragging the dead man into a copse of trees, go bo emerges ten minutes later wearing a German uniform. From that point on, he’s a German soldier, using his scrip to buy a train ticket to Monaco, and then making his way to the Swiss border. A week later, he shows up back in camp sporting a new wristwatch and some mighty fine chocolate for the bar ladies.

Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (13) is the last to bail out, having to put on his parachute during the spin. He dives out the door, noticing go bo inching along when it’s too late to help, and floats downward. A German halftrack awaits to take him to his new home for the next two years.

Aftereffects

Red, White, and Blew By You becomes a statistic, and will fly no more.

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Copilot XXX
Bombardier XXX
Navigator XXX
Engineer XXX
Radio Op. XXX
Tail Gunner XXX
Ball Turret Gunner XXX
Right Waist Gunner XXX
Left Waist Gunner XXX

Just like that, the second-most experienced crew in the squadron is gone. RIP, RWaBbY.
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Old 05-16-2004, 09:39 PM   #4
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:05 AM   #5
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Old 05-17-2004, 05:01 AM   #6
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Old 05-17-2004, 03:00 PM   #7
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I find it amazing that Go Bo happened accrossed a german soldier with a uniform his size.
harumph!! ugh!

you makem bo spit out coffee!!

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Old 05-17-2004, 10:39 PM   #8
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B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You

Pilot Lattimer (13)
Copilot go bo (13)
Bombardier KCJohnny (13)
Navigator Redcoats58 (13)
Engineer voyager (13)
Radio Op. munkey (13)
Tail Gunner TheFly (13)
Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (13)
Right Waist Gunner tk13 (1)
Left Waist Gunner Nightfyre (1)

* * *
Copilot go bo (13) at first attempted to go back and let the crew know to bail out, but found himself pinned against a bulkhead by the centrifugal force of the spin. Stuck inside the plane, he inched himself out inch by inch, the g forces rising. At the waist, the open hatch beckons, and he eventually makes it there and is sucked out. Pulling his cord, he floats downward, coming to a quiet landing on a roadway. Immediately, a German soldier appears, and out of instinct, go bo pulls out his survival pistol and fires. The German drops, a fatal shot to the neck spurting blood. Go bo looks around. Nobody else is around. Dragging the dead man into a copse of trees, go bo emerges ten minutes later wearing a German uniform. From that point on, he’s a German soldier, using his scrip to buy a train ticket to Monaco, and then making his way to the Swiss border. A week later, he shows up back in camp sporting a new wristwatch and some mighty fine chocolate for the bar ladies.

* * *
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Pilot go bo (13), promoted
Copilot XXX
Bombardier XXX
Navigator XXX
Engineer XXX
Radio Op. XXX
Tail Gunner XXX
Ball Turret Gunner XXX
Right Waist Gunner XXX
Left Waist Gunner XXX

Just like that, the second-most experienced crew in the squadron is gone. RIP, RWaBbY.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

10 minutes, huh?

it probably took 5 minutes to undress the german and get into his uniform...

so what was go bo doing for the other 5 minutes, anyway?



oh wait, i'm go bo...

but i still wonder what he was doing with that undressed dead german soldier for 5 minutes... NTTAWWT
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Old 05-18-2004, 12:12 AM   #9
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Crap, I'm dead yet again. This time my bad luck was capable of bringing down our most experienced unit. I must have some special luck. Who wants me to be on their crew next?

Is anyone keeping track of who's died the most times?
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:03 AM   #10
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Just like that, the second-most experienced crew in the squadron is gone. RIP, RWaBbY.
Damn that was a rough mission. I wonder how many snake eyes Kevin had to throw in a row to come up with the 5 German planes scoring hits like that at the same time?

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Old 05-18-2004, 09:12 AM   #11
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Crap, I'm dead yet again. This time my bad luck was capable of bringing down our most experienced unit. I must have some special luck. Who wants me to be on their crew next?

Is anyone keeping track of who's died the most times?
For the record, Foo Fighters would rather fly shorthanded than take on Jonah here....

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B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You

Pilot Lattimer (13)
Copilot go bo (13)
Bombardier KCJohnny (13)
Navigator Redcoats58 (13)
Engineer voyager (13)
Radio Op. munkey (13)
Tail Gunner TheFly (13)
Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (13)
Right Waist Gunner tk13 (1)
Left Waist Gunner Nightfyre (1)

Target: St. Nazaire’s u-boats
Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability)
Distance: 6 zones

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: Western Channel

2 Me110s are driven off by fighters

Zone 4 Out: France

3 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Kcjohnny fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses
Thefly fires, misses
Voyager fires, hits Fw190

2 Fws miss, break off attack

Fw scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to #3 wing
-radio room – munkey suffers a serious wound to the stomach

Fw circles, attacks again

Redcoats58 fires, misses
Voyager fires, misses
Thefly fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

1 Fw190 attacks

Thefly fires, misses
Nightfyre fires, misses
Voyager fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Zone 5 Out: France – out of fighter range

2 Fw190s, 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack

Cdcox fires, misses
Nightfyre fires, misses
Thefly fires, damages Me110
Kcjohnny fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses
Voyager fires, damages Me109

2 Fws, 2 Mes miss, break off attack

Zone 6 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me109 attacks

Thefly fires, damages Me109
Redcoats58 fires, kills the same Me109 in a huge ball of fire
Kcjohnny fires, misses

5 Fw190s attack

Kcjohnny fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses
Voyager fires, hits Fw190
Thefly fires, misses
Nightfyre fires, misses
Tk13 fires, misses

Red, White, and Blew by You enters a rare vortex of bad luck, as all five attacking planes score hits!

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to nose

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to bomb bay

Fw scores 6 hits
-waist – port waist gun is knocked out
-superificial damage to port wing
-superficial damage to #2 engine
-#1 engine is hit in the oil tank, and bursts into flames. Go bo hits the engine’s fire extinguisher, and it appears that the fire is going to be under control. However, the engine seizes.
-starboard wing flap is destroyed
-superficial damage to starboard wing

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to pilot compartment

Fw scores 3 hits
-superficial damage to tail
-waist – the ball turret takes a hit, and cdcox sustains a light wound to the left upper back
-#3 engine is hit, and explodes!

In the blink of an eye, Red, White, and Blew By You is doomed. The plane goes into a flat spin, plummeting downward with two engines out and fires in both wings. Lattimer and go bo yell to bail out, but there’s too much noise to hear, and the bailout alarm isn’t working.

Engineer voyager (13) and Tail Gunner TheFly (13) are the first to bail out. They float down directly into the middle of a small village, and Germans are waiting. They have no choice but to surrender immediately.

Bombardier KCJohnny (13), Left Waist Gunner Nightfyre (1), and Radio Op. munkey (13) hook up on the ground after they hit the ground. The trio works together and stealthily heads north, hiding during the day and traveling at night. For 8 days they make good time, but it gets more difficult as they reach the north coast. At the coast, they confer and, lacking any Underground contacts, decide that their only choice is to steal a boat. They hatch a plan, but on the way to their dock of choice, have the bad luck of encountering a German patrol head on. No chance. They surrender, and their story of being downed fliers is not believed. Stood up against a wall, they are informally executed without a trial.

Right Waist Gunner tk13 (1) bails out, and lands alone. Not sure of his location, he picks a direction and walks straight into a squad of Germans who are looking for him.

Pilot Lattimer (13) jumps out into the clear blue sky, and lands softly, with the barking of German Shepherds not far away. He’s off like a shot, and makes it almost ten miles before the dogs and their handlers catch up to him, exhausted and out of luck.

Navigator Redcoats58 (13) was trapped in the nose until he had the good fortune to be thrown through the plexiglass. Stunned and seriously injured, he instinctively managed to open his parachute, but is found unconscious 11 hours later by a German patrol. Off to the stalag.

Copilot go bo (13) at first attempted to go back and let the crew know to bail out, but found himself pinned against a bulkhead by the centrifugal force of the spin. Stuck inside the plane, he inched himself out inch by inch, the g forces rising. At the waist, the open hatch beckons, and he eventually makes it there and is sucked out. Pulling his cord, he floats downward, coming to a quiet landing on a roadway. Immediately, a German soldier appears, and out of instinct, go bo pulls out his survival pistol and fires. The German drops, a fatal shot to the neck spurting blood. Go bo looks around. Nobody else is around. Dragging the dead man into a copse of trees, go bo emerges ten minutes later wearing a German uniform. From that point on, he’s a German soldier, using his scrip to buy a train ticket to Monaco, and then making his way to the Swiss border. A week later, he shows up back in camp sporting a new wristwatch and some mighty fine chocolate for the bar ladies.

Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (13) is the last to bail out, having to put on his parachute during the spin. He dives out the door, noticing go bo inching along when it’s too late to help, and floats downward. A German halftrack awaits to take him to his new home for the next two years.

Aftereffects

Red, White, and Blew By You becomes a statistic, and will fly no more.

Eligible for next mission

Pilot go bo (13), promoted
Copilot XXX
Bombardier XXX
Navigator XXX
Engineer XXX
Radio Op. XXX
Tail Gunner XXX
Ball Turret Gunner XXX
Right Waist Gunner XXX
Left Waist Gunner XXX

Just like that, the second-most experienced crew in the squadron is gone. RIP, RWaBbY.
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B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You

Pilot Lattimer (13)
Copilot go bo (13)
Bombardier KCJohnny (13)
Navigator Redcoats58 (13)
Engineer voyager (13)
Radio Op. munkey (13)
Tail Gunner TheFly (13)
Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (13)
Right Waist Gunner tk13 (1)
Left Waist Gunner Nightfyre (1)

Target: St. Nazaire’s u-boats
Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability)
Distance: 6 zones

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: Western Channel

2 Me110s are driven off by fighters

Zone 4 Out: France

3 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Kcjohnny fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses
Thefly fires, misses
Voyager fires, hits Fw190

2 Fws miss, break off attack

Fw scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to #3 wing
-radio room – munkey suffers a serious wound to the stomach

Fw circles, attacks again

Redcoats58 fires, misses
Voyager fires, misses
Thefly fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

1 Fw190 attacks

Thefly fires, misses
Nightfyre fires, misses
Voyager fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Zone 5 Out: France – out of fighter range

2 Fw190s, 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack

Cdcox fires, misses
Nightfyre fires, misses
Thefly fires, damages Me110
Kcjohnny fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses
Voyager fires, damages Me109

2 Fws, 2 Mes miss, break off attack

Zone 6 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me109 attacks

Thefly fires, damages Me109
Redcoats58 fires, kills the same Me109 in a huge ball of fire
Kcjohnny fires, misses

5 Fw190s attack

Kcjohnny fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses
Voyager fires, hits Fw190
Thefly fires, misses
Nightfyre fires, misses
Tk13 fires, misses

Red, White, and Blew by You enters a rare vortex of bad luck, as all five attacking planes score hits!

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to nose

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to bomb bay

Fw scores 6 hits
-waist – port waist gun is knocked out
-superificial damage to port wing
-superficial damage to #2 engine
-#1 engine is hit in the oil tank, and bursts into flames. Go bo hits the engine’s fire extinguisher, and it appears that the fire is going to be under control. However, the engine seizes.
-starboard wing flap is destroyed
-superficial damage to starboard wing

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to pilot compartment

Fw scores 3 hits
-superficial damage to tail
-waist – the ball turret takes a hit, and cdcox sustains a light wound to the left upper back
-#3 engine is hit, and explodes!

In the blink of an eye, Red, White, and Blew By You is doomed. The plane goes into a flat spin, plummeting downward with two engines out and fires in both wings. Lattimer and go bo yell to bail out, but there’s too much noise to hear, and the bailout alarm isn’t working.

Engineer voyager (13) and Tail Gunner TheFly (13) are the first to bail out. They float down directly into the middle of a small village, and Germans are waiting. They have no choice but to surrender immediately.

Bombardier KCJohnny (13), Left Waist Gunner Nightfyre (1), and Radio Op. munkey (13) hook up on the ground after they hit the ground. The trio works together and stealthily heads north, hiding during the day and traveling at night. For 8 days they make good time, but it gets more difficult as they reach the north coast. At the coast, they confer and, lacking any Underground contacts, decide that their only choice is to steal a boat. They hatch a plan, but on the way to their dock of choice, have the bad luck of encountering a German patrol head on. No chance. They surrender, and their story of being downed fliers is not believed. Stood up against a wall, they are informally executed without a trial.

Right Waist Gunner tk13 (1) bails out, and lands alone. Not sure of his location, he picks a direction and walks straight into a squad of Germans who are looking for him.

Pilot Lattimer (13) jumps out into the clear blue sky, and lands softly, with the barking of German Shepherds not far away. He’s off like a shot, and makes it almost ten miles before the dogs and their handlers catch up to him, exhausted and out of luck.

Navigator Redcoats58 (13) was trapped in the nose until he had the good fortune to be thrown through the plexiglass. Stunned and seriously injured, he instinctively managed to open his parachute, but is found unconscious 11 hours later by a German patrol. Off to the stalag.

Copilot go bo (13) at first attempted to go back and let the crew know to bail out, but found himself pinned against a bulkhead by the centrifugal force of the spin. Stuck inside the plane, he inched himself out inch by inch, the g forces rising. At the waist, the open hatch beckons, and he eventually makes it there and is sucked out. Pulling his cord, he floats downward, coming to a quiet landing on a roadway. Immediately, a German soldier appears, and out of instinct, go bo pulls out his survival pistol and fires. The German drops, a fatal shot to the neck spurting blood. Go bo looks around. Nobody else is around. Dragging the dead man into a copse of trees, go bo emerges ten minutes later wearing a German uniform. From that point on, he’s a German soldier, using his scrip to buy a train ticket to Monaco, and then making his way to the Swiss border. A week later, he shows up back in camp sporting a new wristwatch and some mighty fine chocolate for the bar ladies.

Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (13) is the last to bail out, having to put on his parachute during the spin. He dives out the door, noticing go bo inching along when it’s too late to help, and floats downward. A German halftrack awaits to take him to his new home for the next two years.

Aftereffects

Red, White, and Blew By You becomes a statistic, and will fly no more.

Eligible for next mission

Pilot go bo (13), promoted
Copilot XXX
Bombardier XXX
Navigator XXX
Engineer XXX
Radio Op. XXX
Tail Gunner XXX
Ball Turret Gunner XXX
Right Waist Gunner XXX
Left Waist Gunner XXX

Just like that, the second-most experienced crew in the squadron is gone. RIP, RWaBbY.

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B-17 #5 – El Duderino II - Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders

Pilot Lzen (1)
Copilot Rain Man (1)
Bombardier Talisman (13)
Navigator Joe Seahawk (1)
Engineer Radar Chief (13)
Radio Op. Mr. Blond (1)
Tail Gunner UMKC 1L (1)
Ball Turret Gunner morphius (1)
Right Waist Gunner kcfanintitanhell (1)
Left Waist Gunner PastorMikH (1)

Target: Lille
Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability)
Distance: 3 zones (A nice short mission)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Fw190, 3 Me109s attack – 1 Fw190 and 2 Me109s are driven off by fighters

Talisman fires, misses
Joe seahawk fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses
Kcfanintitanhell fires, misses

Me scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to starboard aileron

Me circles, attacks again

Talisman fires, kills Me109
Radar chief fires, misses
Umkc 1l fires, misses

5 Me109s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters

Talisman fires, misses
Joe seahawk fires, damages Me109
Radar chief fires, misses
Kcfanintitanhell fires, misses
Morphius fires, misses

2 Mes miss, break off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Light Flak - misses
The veteran Talisman makes the trip worthwhile – 40% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

Without warning, the skies are suddenly filled with German fighters! An aerial circus ensues as the allied fighters swarm as well.

4 Fw190s attack

Joe seahawk fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses
Umkc 1l fires, damages Fw190
Morphius fires, kills Fw190
Pastormikh fires, misses

2 Fws miss, break off attack

Damaged Fw presses in and scores 2 hits, then breaks off attack
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-superficial damage to waist

1 Me109 attacks

Joe seahawk fires, misses
Umkc 1l fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to bomb bay
-superficial damage to radio room

Me circles, attacks again

Joe seahawk fires, misses
Umkc 1l fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

2 Me109s, 1 Fw190, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Me110 is driven off by fighters

Radar chief fires, misses
Umkc 1l fires, damages Me109
Kcfanintitanhell fires, misses
Pastormikh fires, damages Fw190
Joe seahawk fires, misses

Damaged Fw misses, breaks off attack

Damaged Me scores 2 hits, breaks off attack
-tail – UMKC 1L suffers a serious wound to the neck
-tail – UMKC 1L’s heat suit fails

Me scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to pilot compartment

Me circles, attacks again

Talisman fires, misses
Joe seahawk fires, misses
Kcfanintitanhell fires, misses

Me scores 3 hits
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-waist – pastormikh takes a light wound, losing his left big toe
-port wing root slightly damaged

Me circles, attacks again

Talisman fires, misses
Joe seahawk fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Talisman and Joe Seahawk scramble to transfer ammo from the cheek guns to the overworked nose gun.

Zone 2: English Channel

Mr. Blond hustles back from his radio position to man the tail gun.

5 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Morphius fires, hits Fw190
Radar chief fires, misses

3 Fws miss, break off attack

Fw scores 3 hits
-waist – kcfanintitanhell sustains a light wound to the back of the head.
-tail – UMKC 1L takes a light wound to the left calf. However, the blood loss from his other wound is serious enough that he bleeds out and dies.
-port wing – the #1 engine takes a direct hit and grinds to a stop. Rain Man feathers the prop and the plane continues on pace with three engines.

Fw circles, attacks again

Joe seahawk fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses
Kcfanintitanhell fires, misses

Fw scores 2 hits
-radio room – the intercom system fails. No more communication within the plane
-waist – kcfanintitanhell gets nailed squarely in the left side of the head, and moves on to the next world (yet again)

Fw circles, attacks again

Joe seahawk fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

4 Me109s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters

Talisman fires, misses
Joe seahawk fires, hits Me109
Pastormikh fires, misses
Radar chief fires, kills Me109

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Lzen (1)
Copilot Rain Man (1)
Bombardier Talisman (13)
Navigator Joe Seahawk (1)
Engineer Radar Chief (13)
Radio Op. Mr. Blond (1)
Tail Gunner morphius (1), promoted
Ball Turret Gunner, XXX
Right Waist Gunner PastorMikH (1), promoted
Left Waist Gunner, XXX

Between morphius and kcfanintitanhell, you just knew that some people were going to die on this mission, no matter how short it was.
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