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Old 10-20-2005, 12:29 PM  
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Man Requests Longer Prison Sentence Because of Larry Bird

Just found this on another board. What a tool!

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Man requests longer prison term to honor Larry Bird
Posted: Thursday October 20, 2005 12:10PM; Updated: Thursday October 20, 2005 1:16PM

Larry Bird not only is leading the Pacers, it appears he is also leading fans of his to request longer prison sentences.
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OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) -- A man got a prison term longer than prosecutors and defense attorneys had agreed to -- all because of Larry Bird.

The lawyers reached a plea agreement Tuesday for a 30-year term for a man accused of shooting with an intent to kill and robbery. But Eric James Torpy wanted his prison term to match Bird's jersey number 33.

"He said if he was going to go down, he was going to go down in Larry Bird's jersey," Oklahoma County District Judge Ray Elliott said Wednesday. "We accommodated his request and he was just as happy as he could be.

"I've never seen anything like this in 26 years in the courthouse. But, I know the DA is happy about it."

Copyright 2005 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

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Old 10-20-2005, 12:31 PM   #2
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At least he wasn't a fan of Dennis Rodman (91), I guess.
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:33 PM   #3
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:34 PM   #4
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Why couldn't he have been a Jim Otto fan?
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:35 PM   #5
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Just as Bird excelled at basketball, this guy excels at stupidity.
I'm thinking they should have offered to execute him 33 times. I'll bet he would have gone for that in a heartbeat.
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:36 PM   #6
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:37 PM   #7
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:39 PM   #8
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So they are going to waste tax money to keep this guy in jail longer at his request?
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:40 PM   #9
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Kick ass. I'm going on a criminal rampage in Oklahoma because I'm a fan of Warren Moon.
I want to be on record as saying I'm a gigantic fan of Swoop, the Eagle's mascot.

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Old 10-20-2005, 12:42 PM   #10
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So they are going to waste tax money to keep this guy in jail longer at his request?
Considering how dumb this guy is I say we have Larry call him up and say the number Larry really wanted to wear was "Life Without Parole".
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:49 PM   #11
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Just found this on another board. What a tool!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes

I'm wondering how much the tax payers are paying to keep him for 7 more years...........
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:54 PM   #12
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I'm wondering how much the tax payers are paying to keep him for 7 more years...........
30 + 7 = 37

That dude is really gonna be pissed now.
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:56 PM   #13
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I'm wondering how much the tax payers are paying to keep him for 7 more years...........
Uhhh.... check your math. Bird's number was 33, as mentioned in the article.
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:59 PM   #14
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He shoulda been a fan of the Chief!

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Old 10-21-2005, 03:51 AM   #15
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At least he has been removed from the gene pool for the next Larry Bird years.
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