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Old 10-22-2005, 01:01 AM  
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Worst line of the night....

Kevin Lockett on the KCTV 5 post-game show. I'll cut him some slack because he's a broadcast newbie, but I still can't believe he said this about the Chiefs' victory:


"Yeah, what we need are more national disasters."


His coanchor, Lief What's-his-name, looked like he dropped a load in his pants when he realized what Lockett said. The nervous laughter afterwards was priceless.
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Old 10-22-2005, 01:04 AM   #2
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Kevin Lockett on the KCTV 5 post-game show. I'll cut him some slack because he's a broadcast newbie, but I still can't believe he said this about the Chiefs' victory:


"Yeah, what we need are more national disasters."


His coanchor, Lief What's-his-name, looked like he dropped a load in his pants when he realized what Lockett said. The nervous laughter afterwards was priceless.
Are you sure Lockett spoke those words?


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Old 10-22-2005, 01:04 AM   #3
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Wow... that'd be in a Greg Hall column if he still did that stuff...
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Old 10-22-2005, 01:05 AM   #4
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How did a washout like Kevin Lockett end up with that job?
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Old 10-22-2005, 01:06 AM   #5
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If he really said that, his career as a broadcaster may last about as long as his career as a WR.
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Old 10-22-2005, 01:07 AM   #6
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Old 10-22-2005, 01:14 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by Straight, No Chaser
Are you sure Lockett spoke those words?
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Yup. I know: I couldn't believe it either. (Might be off by just a word or two, but it's pretty darn close.)
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