Home Mail MemberMap Chat (0) Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > The GET IN MAH BELLY! Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-25-2005, 10:12 AM  
Pitt Gorilla Pitt Gorilla is online now
Banned!
 
Pitt Gorilla's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201
Casino cash: $109649
Saw a great show on the Discovery Channel

about Jesus' family. It was very well done and interesting, regardless of your religious ties. Here's a link to the video.

http://www.discoverychannelstore.org/product-58055.html

From the Discovery site:

Most people know very little about Jesus' family members – who they were, how many there were and what role they played in his life as rebel leader and founder of a new religious movement. For the first time, a team of archaeologists and biblical historians reveal that Jesus was part of a large extended family – a network of relations that played a critical part in his upbringing and in the rise and success of Christianity.

Learn how, in a society that promoted the "extended family," Jesus was well supported and even inspired by his cousin John the Baptist, his grandfather Joachim, his uncle Clophas and more. Evidence from the gospels and recent archaeological finds reveal that Jesus' family was a dynastic clan that believed it was descended from King David. Like all dynasties, it did everything in its power to promote and perpetuate its lineage. But what they would never know is how well they would succeed.
Posts: 20,805
Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2005, 10:16 AM   #2
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
All posts benefit the infirm.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 
JezzBall Champion Mahjongg 2 Champion
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: 1.61 KM high city
Casino cash: $62709788
It'd be odd to be Jesus' little brother. Think about how overshadowed you would feel.

Parents: "Jason, why can't you be more like your brother? He founded a religion that will change the world, and you're spending all of your time playing football."

Bullies: "Hey, Jason. Your big brother has girl hair. Heh-heh."

Girls at School: "Hey, Jason. Your big brother cured my acne! He's soooooo cute."
__________________
In the final seven games of the 2013 season, the Chiefs averaged 34.6 points per game, scored 38 points or more 4 times, and went 2-5. The NFL has ruined the sport.
Posts: 75,435
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2005, 10:19 AM   #3
Pitt Gorilla Pitt Gorilla is online now
Banned!
 
Pitt Gorilla's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201
Casino cash: $109649
I think most of his siblings were older, but I'm not positive. However, the guy still living at home while his brother is out dying for sins is going to catch some flak.
__________________

That rabbit is crazy; I'm Brian Waters!

Kotter: "You are lucky I'm truly not the vindictive or psycho type...I'd be careful from now on, and I'd just back the hell off if I were you....otherwise, the Mizzou "extension office" life might get exciting"

Kotter: "You're just gay. G-A-Y. Gay."
Posts: 20,805
Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2005, 10:20 AM   #4
Donger Donger is offline
"Think BOOM!"
 
Donger's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
Casino cash: $121
Here's the family tree: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontl...esus/tree.html
__________________
I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
Posts: 74,854
Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2005, 10:24 AM   #5
Pitt Gorilla Pitt Gorilla is online now
Banned!
 
Pitt Gorilla's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201
Casino cash: $109649
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger
Cool. The show talked about how James really got squeezed out of the historical picture due to his not-as-popular take.
__________________

That rabbit is crazy; I'm Brian Waters!

Kotter: "You are lucky I'm truly not the vindictive or psycho type...I'd be careful from now on, and I'd just back the hell off if I were you....otherwise, the Mizzou "extension office" life might get exciting"

Kotter: "You're just gay. G-A-Y. Gay."
Posts: 20,805
Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2005, 10:26 AM   #6
Dremel Dremel is offline
Registered User
 
Dremel's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: San Jose California
Casino cash: $1000
I did a Family Tree on the net and found out Jesus
is my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Uncle!!!

Holy Shit
Posts: 94
Dremel is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Dremel is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2005, 10:26 AM   #7
Ultra Peanut Ultra Peanut is offline
v^V^v^V^v^V^
 
Ultra Peanut's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Holland*
Casino cash: $176584
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger
Uncle Ralph always got totally wasted at family gatherings and embarrassed Him.
__________________
Posts: 39,495
Ultra Peanut wants to die in a aids tree fire.Ultra Peanut wants to die in a aids tree fire.Ultra Peanut wants to die in a aids tree fire.Ultra Peanut wants to die in a aids tree fire.Ultra Peanut wants to die in a aids tree fire.Ultra Peanut wants to die in a aids tree fire.Ultra Peanut wants to die in a aids tree fire.Ultra Peanut wants to die in a aids tree fire.Ultra Peanut wants to die in a aids tree fire.Ultra Peanut wants to die in a aids tree fire.Ultra Peanut wants to die in a aids tree fire.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2005, 10:28 AM   #8
kepp kepp is offline
MVP
 
kepp's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: KCMO
Casino cash: $196896
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man
It'd be odd to be Jesus' little brother. Think about how overshadowed you would feel.

Parents: "Jason, why can't you be more like your brother? He founded a religion that will change the world, and you're spending all of your time playing football."

Bullies: "Hey, Jason. Your big brother has girl hair. Heh-heh."

Girls at School: "Hey, Jason. Your big brother cured my acne! He's soooooo cute."
Posts: 9,346
kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2005, 10:29 AM   #9
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
All posts benefit the infirm.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 
JezzBall Champion Mahjongg 2 Champion
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: 1.61 KM high city
Casino cash: $62709788
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla
I think most of his siblings were older, but I'm not positive. However, the guy still living at home while his brother is out dying for sins is going to catch some flak.
You know there had to be some interesting arguments in that house.


Mary: "Willie, you need to get out on your own. Can't you get a carpentry apprenticeship with your brother?"

Willie: "Are you kidding? That's dangerous stuff. He puts a nail through his hand or his foot nearly every day."

Mary: "You're just lazy. You're just lying around, and carpentry is a good living. Just the other day, Jesus had a job down on the coast, and he brought back enough fishes and loaves to feed an army."

Willie: "I bet he stole them. You know that he's been hanging out with a prostitute, right?"

Mary: "Stop talking bad about your brother. And get a job! When I was your age, we would've done anything to get work. Why, when I had Jesus we didn't even have a place to stay! I had the baby in a barn, for crying out loud!"

Willie (under his breath): "Yeah, right. And you're the only woman in the world who has ever gotten pregnant without having sex."
__________________
In the final seven games of the 2013 season, the Chiefs averaged 34.6 points per game, scored 38 points or more 4 times, and went 2-5. The NFL has ruined the sport.
Posts: 75,435
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2005, 10:41 AM   #10
Donger Donger is offline
"Think BOOM!"
 
Donger's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
Casino cash: $121
In spite of my best efforts, this thread has forced me to recall my favorite Jesus joke:

What did Jesus say to the guys who were taking him down from the cross?

"Feet first, you pricks!!!!"
__________________
I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
Posts: 74,854
Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2005, 10:49 AM   #11
C-Mac C-Mac is offline
Lurker Extraordinaire
 
C-Mac's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wally World
Casino cash: $52077
The four Gospels, the Acts of Apostles, and two of Paul’s letters mention “the Lord’s brothers,” “the brother of the Lord,” “his brothers,” “his sisters,” naming four of the “brothers”: James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas. (Mt 12:46; 13:55,*56; Mr 3:31; Lu 8:19; Joh 2:12; Ac 1:14; 1Co 9:5; Ga 1:19) This is not Judas "Iscariot". The majority of Bible scholars accept the evidence that Jesus had at least four brothers and two sisters and that all were offspring of Joseph and Mary by natural means after the miraculous birth of Jesus.
Of coarse this is contrary to the Catholic church teachings in which they believe that Mary was an "ever virgin", not having any additional childern.
Posts: 5,481
C-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2005, 11:07 AM   #12
Pitt Gorilla Pitt Gorilla is online now
Banned!
 
Pitt Gorilla's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201
Casino cash: $109649
Quote:
Originally Posted by C-Mac
The four Gospels, the Acts of Apostles, and two of Paul’s letters mention “the Lord’s brothers,” “the brother of the Lord,” “his brothers,” “his sisters,” naming four of the “brothers”: James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas. (Mt 12:46; 13:55,*56; Mr 3:31; Lu 8:19; Joh 2:12; Ac 1:14; 1Co 9:5; Ga 1:19) This is not Judas "Iscariot". The majority of Bible scholars accept the evidence that Jesus had at least four brothers and two sisters and that all were offspring of Joseph and Mary by natural means after the miraculous birth of Jesus.
Of coarse this is contrary to the Catholic church teachings in which they believe that Mary was an "ever virgin", not having any additional childern.
I think they are portrayed as older in the show.
__________________

That rabbit is crazy; I'm Brian Waters!

Kotter: "You are lucky I'm truly not the vindictive or psycho type...I'd be careful from now on, and I'd just back the hell off if I were you....otherwise, the Mizzou "extension office" life might get exciting"

Kotter: "You're just gay. G-A-Y. Gay."
Posts: 20,805
Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2005, 11:09 AM   #13
C-Mac C-Mac is offline
Lurker Extraordinaire
 
C-Mac's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wally World
Casino cash: $52077
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla
I think they are portrayed as older in the show.
Then Mary wasnt a virgin when Jesus came along.
Posts: 5,481
C-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutC-Mac is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2005, 11:12 AM   #14
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
All posts benefit the infirm.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 
JezzBall Champion Mahjongg 2 Champion
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: 1.61 KM high city
Casino cash: $62709788
Maybe Mary and Joseph were a blended family, like the Brady Bunch.


Here's the story
of a lovely lady
who was bringing up three very lovely kids
All of them had hair of gold
Like their mother
The youngest one was Christ.
__________________
In the final seven games of the 2013 season, the Chiefs averaged 34.6 points per game, scored 38 points or more 4 times, and went 2-5. The NFL has ruined the sport.
Posts: 75,435
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2005, 11:13 AM   #15
Pitt Gorilla Pitt Gorilla is online now
Banned!
 
Pitt Gorilla's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201
Casino cash: $109649
Quote:
Originally Posted by C-Mac
Then Mary wasnt a virgin when Jesus came along.
True, but from what I understand, the word "virgin" had a completely different meaning back then.
__________________

That rabbit is crazy; I'm Brian Waters!

Kotter: "You are lucky I'm truly not the vindictive or psycho type...I'd be careful from now on, and I'd just back the hell off if I were you....otherwise, the Mizzou "extension office" life might get exciting"

Kotter: "You're just gay. G-A-Y. Gay."
Posts: 20,805
Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.Pitt Gorilla is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:09 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.