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Old 10-25-2005, 11:19 AM  
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I met with some outside clients today and one of them had the most amazing uni-brow I’ve ever seen in my life. It was like someone super glued a hairy 12” ruler above his eyes.

We went Red Lobster for a lunch and I couldn’t stop staring at the thing.

If you ever met someone hard of hearing and they stare at your lips instead of looking you in the eye when you’re talking, that’s what it was like. I was fascinated by this thing, it was like he had “**** you” tattooed on his forehead.

I so bad wanted to tell him to either grow it like he was proud or shave the thing. I probably just blown away a couple grand for the company because of this spectacle.

Please tell me there are other experiences like this.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:23 AM   #2
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:24 AM   #3
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I once had a client that had a severe flatulence problem. I only took that guy to lunch one time, and it was at Jack's Stack, IIRC.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:26 AM   #4
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Back in college I had an office visit/interview at Ernst & Young in St. Louis and my final interviewer, who was one of the big-name partners, had a severe lazy eye. That was a bit unnerving, but I must have done allright because I got a job offer from them.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:26 AM   #5
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:26 AM   #6
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:31 AM   #7
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I'm still sitting here in awe thinking about it.

Since the deal was already blown I should have just picked up my cell phone and taken a picture of the thing.

It was like the late night juicer guy on crack.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:33 AM   #8
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Back in college I had an office visit/interview at Ernst & Young in St. Louis and my final interviewer, who was one of the big-name partners, had a severe lazy eye. That was a bit unnerving, but I must have done allright because I got a job offer from them.
Actually, they made the offer to the guy sitting to your right. You were looking at the wrong eye.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:35 AM   #9
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I'm still sitting here in awe thinking about it.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:37 AM   #10
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Trust me on this one, this isn't love. Picture meeting someone who has a finger growing out their forehead, it's more like that.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:38 AM   #11
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:40 AM   #12
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Was his name Bert and did he have a roomate named Ernie?
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:42 AM   #13
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:42 AM   #14
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I once had a client that had a severe flatulence problem. I only took that guy to lunch one time, and it was at Jack's Stack, IIRC.
Did he mention this to you, or did you just sniff that one out on your own..........
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:47 AM   #15
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Did he mention this to you, or did you just sniff that one out on your own..........
Neither. My first clue was him repeatedly lifting up his ass to one side and farting rather loudly. No bullsh*t; this guy probably farted about 30 times during the course of an hour lunch.
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