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Old 12-01-2005, 10:38 PM  
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How often do you look at porn???

A girl at work was upset she caught her supposedly "Christian" fiance looking at porn. He pulled a Michael Irvin and said it "Just popped up on its own". Before I could laugh, another guy in the break room stated, "that all guys look up porn-every single day."

They are waiting to have sex until they get married, and she was very upset at the notion that her "Virgin" fiance could be waxing the Harley on a regular basis when she is at work. He supposedly has never masterbated because it is against "Gods way". They are 20 and have been together since kids. She does not want to admit he is whacking, because they have "waited" for so long to be together.

Should I tell her the truth-because she is very sweet, but very niave?

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How often do you look at porn?
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:40 PM   #2
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Tell her guys do it daily as for it not being Christian, only the homo priests will tell you that...
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:42 PM   #3
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:43 PM   #4
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throw her for a loop and tell her only adultery is wrong, since its with another man's wife, and that premarital sex aka fornicating is ok.
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:44 PM   #5
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Tell if if she wasn't such a prude, he wouldn't have to be getting it elsewhere.
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:44 PM   #6
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There's only 1 way that porn pops up on your computer... you go looking for it.
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:45 PM   #7
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The guy never had a wet dream? Man that is pretty bad to have that kind of cut off valve. It must be backing up on him plenty bad. I would guess that without some practice and understanding of his/her anatomy that both will be hard pressed to really sustain sex acts or their marriage.
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:46 PM   #8
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how dare she... if she don't want him flogging the dolphin then she better be the first one in line to offer up a holy blowjob
and as far as porn goes all guys look at it at some point... heck even my preacher knows that
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:48 PM   #9
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I'm pretty sure you couldn't make to 20 without exploding if you don't "whack".
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:51 PM   #10
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:53 PM   #11
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If he has truly never whacked off, he'll have to call 911 on their wedding night. "I don't know what happened officer. She was blowing me and it just went off like a gun and blew out the back of her head."
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:56 PM   #12
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Just slap her for being so damn ignorant.
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:57 PM   #13
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Porn huh? I honestly can say I look at it maybe once a week. You have to download it and that takes too long or you have to have a membership. He'd be lyin if he told her he never whacked it, especially if hes 20.
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:58 PM   #14
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I think the real question here is, was he looking at regular porn, or some kinda perverted freaky porn?
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:00 PM   #15
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Porn huh? I honestly can say I look at it maybe once a week. You have to download it and that takes too long or you have to have a membership. He'd be lyin if he told her he never whacked it, especially if hes 20.
If you had a highspeed internet connection it would take care of the time issue.
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