Benifits of a well planned thermo-nuclear war

[Otter]

An all-out thermo-nuclear war would almost definitely harm the environment.

I do believe however that a well-placed warhead could actually serve to benefit society as a whole. For example, a strategically placed thermal warhead in lets say, oh I don't know, a large collection of Oakland Raider fans would lower the crime and illiteracy rate, free up millions of dollars now allocated to welfare and it would also serve to get rid of that odd stench that comes with the occasional western wind.

However, this action in no way would effect the annual bars of soap consumed by US residents, technology stocks, mensa meeting attendance or future doctor or scientist turnout.

Other less consequencetal effects: WWF ratings plunge, malt liquor and MD 20/20 sales would plummet, shortage of McDonald employees, ranting lunatics on street corners suddenly disapear and property value expected to soar in Oakland area after half-life of U238 is reached.


[This message has been edited by Otter (edited 10-06-2000).]

[JOhn]

At the risk of being Politicaly Incorrect...

ROFLMAO [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif[/img]<P>

[Black&Silver]

Very Funny !!!

See who is laughfing come next sunday. All Chief fans are inbread half-breads.

[Otter]

They make this way too easy.

[KCWolfman]

Actually, black and silver, if you are going to insult the Chiefs fans, their upbringing, and their intelligence - at least spell in bred half-breeds right the next time.

Nothing is worse than a moron who can't spell 'moron'.

Otter may have a real point on that illiteracy thing.

[Bob Dole]

"Half-bread." Sheesh...<P>

[milkman]

KCWolfman,
"Otter may have a real point on that illiteracy thing"
Can't wait for Silver and Balck's response. It'll start something like "My parents were married when I was born"

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