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View Poll Results: Do you have a will?
Yes. There are people who want me dead. 10 31.25%
No. I am immortal. 19 59.38%
I have people who handle that sort of thing. 3 9.38%
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Old 12-10-2005, 10:57 PM  
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I just finished writing my will.

Unfortunately, none of you guys made the cut. If you're nice to me, though, remember that I can make edits at any time.

I had a great plan put together to put some money in a trust that wouldn't start paying out until it hit an ungodly sum. It would simply sit in a trust growing and growing for several hundred years (assuming that civilization doesn't collapse), and would eventually be structured for my descendents to be incredibly wealthy for perpetuity. My wife didn't like it, though, and wouldn't let me put it in. She said that she didn't care if our descendents were wealthy or not.
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Old 12-10-2005, 10:58 PM   #2
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Old 12-10-2005, 11:03 PM   #3
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Old 12-10-2005, 11:04 PM   #4
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Old 12-10-2005, 11:06 PM   #5
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Old 12-10-2005, 11:43 PM
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Old 12-10-2005, 11:44 PM   #6
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Old 12-10-2005, 11:48 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by Rain Man
Unfortunately, none of you guys made the cut. If you're nice to me, though, remember that I can make edits at any time.

I had a great plan put together to put some money in a trust that wouldn't start paying out until it hit an ungodly sum. It would simply sit in a trust growing and growing for several hundred years (assuming that civilization doesn't collapse), and would eventually be structured for my descendents to be incredibly wealthy for perpetuity. My wife didn't like it, though, and wouldn't let me put it in. She said that she didn't care if our descendents were wealthy or not.

Don't you have to have children to have decendents?
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Old 12-10-2005, 11:48 PM   #8
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Apparently none of my ancestors cared if their descendants were wealthy either.
Y'know, I kept telling my wife, "What would have happened if your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather had put fifty bucks in a trust, with orders that it not be touched until the average five-year return was a million bucks a year, and then each generation had a lottery to see who got to be the sole beneficiary. If he had done that, that account would be spinning off $3 million bucks a year now."
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Old 12-10-2005, 11:50 PM   #9
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Don't you have to have children to have decendents?
Cats.

Or maybe it would've been a really nice surprise for some great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grand-niece.
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Old 12-10-2005, 11:51 PM
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If you made some 95th generation cats rich, there is a pretty good chance you could be on the news long after you are dead.

Do your cats breed?
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Old 12-10-2005, 11:57 PM   #11
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If you made some 95th generation cats rich, there is a pretty good chance you could be on the news long after you are dead.

Do your cats breed?
Imagine the implications for hairball cure research.


As for the breeding, I guess some of the initial seed money would have to be used for neutering reversal.
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Old 12-11-2005, 01:59 AM   #12
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Old 12-11-2005, 02:30 AM   #13
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Old 12-11-2005, 08:13 AM   #14
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