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Old 12-12-2005, 08:58 AM  
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My grief is a vast wellspring from which an infinite river of sadness flows.

I sit in the sports bar
My world is shattered
My baby back ribs mock me from the plate
Their death served a purpose.

Next to me a woman cheers
She wears a star and I think she's a witch
She knows nothing about football
Because she cheered at all the wrong times.

My server asks if I want more
I tell her no
I've had all I can handle already
She looks at me funny and walks away.

We win some battles but it never matters
We lose every war
I feel like France
And football is my Germany

I wanted a milk shake
But I won't get it now
Any pleasure will be lost now
In the pain that is a missed kick

The woman beside me cheers
They're showing a replay
She thinks they scored again
Now she's confused

Lions fans arrive for the late game
They nod knowingly
We are brothers in life
Working around the house in January

I put on my coat
And walk out beneath the replays
While Cowboy fans cheer
I disappear into the night.

Wide right.

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Old 12-12-2005, 09:24 AM   #2
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:26 AM   #3
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:26 AM   #4
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We win some battles but it never matters
We lose every war
I feel like France
And football is my Germany
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:29 AM   #5
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:31 AM   #6
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:33 AM   #7
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:35 AM   #8
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Next to me a woman cheers
She wears a star and I think she's a witch
She knows nothing about football
Because she cheered at all the wrong times.

Was she wearing a Jeff Gordon shirt?
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:41 AM   #9
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I kicked my dog in the nuts.
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:45 AM   #10
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Was she wearing a Jeff Gordon shirt?

She had a dated hairstyle.
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:46 AM   #11
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Old 12-12-2005, 10:35 AM   #12
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Old 12-12-2005, 10:44 AM   #13
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She had a dated hairstyle.
Did she use smilies at inappropriate times, when she spoke?
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Old 12-12-2005, 11:21 AM   #14
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Old 12-12-2005, 11:25 AM   #15
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