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Old 12-28-2005, 08:00 PM  
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End shoves a bone down Mer's throat??

She must have wanted it, one too many times.

Did she deserve it?

Or

Even if she did, was it too much too handle? Nobody deserves that?

What do you think??

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Old 12-28-2005, 08:04 PM   #2
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Old 12-28-2005, 08:08 PM   #3
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I heard she swallowed it herself cuz she wouldnt give it to him or something


Assault Charge Filed In Cell Phone Swallowing
Phone Was Lodged In Woman's Throat
POSTED: 4:44 pm CST December 27, 2005
UPDATED: 5:48 pm CST December 27, 2005


KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A 23-year-old man was charged in connection with a woman who was assaulted with a cell phone.

Marlon B. Gill was charged with first-degree assault.



Early Friday morning, Melinda Abell was taken to a Blue Springs hospital when she had trouble breathing. Doctors operated to remove a cell phone that was lodged in her throat.

Abell told officers that Gill, her ex-boyfriend, had forced her into a car and demanded to see her cell phone. They were stopped in a parking lot on Highway 40, and Abell said Gill grabbed her by the mouth, held it open and shoved the phone down her throat.

Gill is not in custody. He is 5 feet 9 inches and 180 pounds. Anyone with information on his whereabouts is asked to call the TIPS Hotline at (816) 474-8477.

Abell remains in a hospital, but officials said her condition is improving.
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Old 12-28-2005, 08:22 PM   #4
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I've heard two versions of this story. The other version says the woman VOLUNTARILY swallowed it.
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Old 12-28-2005, 08:22 PM   #5
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I've heard two versions of this story. The other version says the woman VOLUNTARILY swallowed it.
That was the original story.
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Old 12-28-2005, 08:23 PM   #6
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She must have went over on her minutes, one too many times.

Did she deserve it?

Or

Even if she was cheating, and ran up a $400 phone bill, nobody deserves that?

What do you think??
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Old 12-28-2005, 08:28 PM   #7
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This is somewhat tangential to the story but I'd just like to say that if the little thug tried this shiot with my daughter, jail time is the least of his worries.
I'd track the little fug down and treat him to a myriad of odd objects to digest. Starting with my fist and his teeth.


I just really dislike folks who beat up on chix. (deserving or no)
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Old 12-28-2005, 08:28 PM   #8
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Hmm... thinking about this makes me think of that one commerical (T-Mobile I think?) where the dog swallowed the owner's phone.
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Old 12-28-2005, 08:43 PM   #9
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I've heard two versions of this story. The other version says the woman VOLUNTARILY swallowed it.
Common sense should tell you it probably didn't happen that way.
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Old 12-28-2005, 09:04 PM   #10
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This is somewhat tangential to the story but I'd just like to say that if the little thug tried this shiot with my daughter, jail time is the least of his worries.
I'd track the little fug down and treat him to a myriad of odd objects to digest. Starting with my fist and his teeth.


I just really dislike folks who beat up on chix. (deserving or no)

I couldn't agree more-great post.

The guy turned himself in, according to the news just now.
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Old 12-28-2005, 09:05 PM   #11
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Common sense should tell you it probably didn't happen that way.
Bah. Chicks try to put things in their mouths they couldn't possibly swallow all the time.

At least... the good ones do.
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Old 12-28-2005, 09:10 PM   #12
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If you're mad at your wife aren't there better things to shove into different holes?
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Old 12-28-2005, 09:16 PM   #13
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Bah. Chicks try to put things in their mouths they couldn't possibly swallow all the time.

At least... the good ones do.

Where are the pics? This post is useless without pics of Mer paying her debt-lol
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Old 12-28-2005, 09:25 PM   #14
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If you're mad at your wife aren't there better things to shove into different holes?
Maybe the cell phone was Crazy-glued to his dick?
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Old 12-28-2005, 09:38 PM   #15
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Where are the pics? This post is useless without pics of Mer paying her debt-lol
I'm all blurry in them anyways. You can't see anything fun.
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