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Old 12-30-2005, 03:06 PM  
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Man dies clutching perfect balls

PORTAGE, Mich. - A bowler collapsed and died at a bowling alley shortly after rolling the third perfect game of his life.

Ed Lorenz, 69, bowled a 300 on Wednesday in his first league game of the night at Airway Lanes. When the retiree got up to bowl in the fifth frame of his second game, he clutched his chest and fell over, and efforts to revive him failed. The cause of death wasn't immediately known.
"If he could have written a way to go out, this would be it," said Johnny D. Masters, who was bowling with Lorenz.

Friends said Lorenz started bowling in 1957 and ended last season with a 223 average. He rolled his first two 300 games over a one-week period in 2004.

In May, Lorenz was inducted into the Kalamazoo Metro Bowling Association Hall of Fame.
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:06 PM   #2
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:14 PM   #3
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Let's see you compete in your sport with a beer in your hand a cigarette dangling from your lips.
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:19 PM   #4
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:25 PM   #5
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Let's see you compete in your sport with a beer in your hand a cigarette dangling from your lips.
Shit, that's required for us golfers.
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:35 PM   #6
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:43 PM   #7
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:46 PM   #8
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:53 PM   #9
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Old 12-30-2005, 06:17 PM   #10
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Sounds to me like he went out the way he would have wanted to.
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Old 12-30-2005, 06:28 PM   #11
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Old 12-30-2005, 08:07 PM   #12
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Old 12-30-2005, 08:43 PM   #13
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Old 12-30-2005, 09:04 PM   #14
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Old 12-30-2005, 09:08 PM   #15
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