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Old 01-04-2006, 10:44 AM  
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Would you of gone to jail "back in the day"

if laws and their enforcement were the same as today.

seriously ... think about the stuff kids used to do back when and how much of that is illegal now.


1. public urination - man, if it was dark and you needed to go ... we'd just pull up the nearest tree and go.

2. indecent exposure - ever moon someone? ever go skinny dipping?

3. underage drinking - drinking age used to be 18 and we were still drinking all the time in high school at ages 16 and 17.

4. contributing to the delinquency of a minor - ever buy beer for a party as a senior where any juniors or sophs showed up?

5. lewd and lascivious - ever have sex with a girl in your car by the side of the road. Ever go skinny dipping and boink a girl?

6. vandalism - ever get wild as a kid and tear chit up. ever steal Christmas light bulbs back when they were huge?

7. battery - you ever beat some punk up in school and throw the first punch?

8. assault - ever get pissed and tell some adult to go F themselves in a threatening manner?

9. reckless driving - ouch, every guy i knew drove like a crazy bastige

10. statutory rape - ever have sex with a sophomore as a senior?

11 sexual assault - ever get a girl drunk to get into her pants? (doesn't have to be passed out drunk, just tipsy drunk)
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:51 AM   #2
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:53 AM   #3
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:54 AM   #4
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if laws and their enforcement were the same as today.

seriously ... think about the stuff kids used to do back when and how much of that is illegal now.


1. public urination - man, if it was dark and you needed to go ... we'd just pull up the nearest tree and go.

2. indecent exposure - ever moon someone? ever go skinny dipping?

3. underage drinking - drinking age used to be 18 and we were still drinking all the time in high school at ages 16 and 17.

4. contributing to the delinquency of a minor - ever buy beer for a party as a senior where any juniors or sophs showed up?

5. lewd and lascivious - ever have sex with a girl in your car by the side of the road. Ever go skinny dipping and boink a girl?

6. vandalism - ever get wild as a kid and tear chit up. ever steal Christmas light bulbs back when they were huge?

7. battery - you ever beat some punk up in school and throw the first punch?

8. assault - ever get pissed and tell some adult to go F themselves in a threatening manner?

9. reckless driving - ouch, every guy i knew drove like a crazy bastige

10. statutory rape - ever have sex with a sophomore as a senior?

11 sexual assault - ever get a girl drunk to get into her pants? (doesn't have to be passed out drunk, just tipsy drunk)


1. Yes

2. Yes

3. Hell Yes

4. I charged extra for this deed.

5. Yes

6. Yes

7. allegedly

8. Yes

9. I can't exactly remember the drives home.

10. I was a sex teacher for young girls!

11. What is wrong with them being passed out? Is that bad?
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Old 01-04-2006, 11:00 AM   #5
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Old 01-04-2006, 11:01 AM   #6
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Old 01-04-2006, 11:20 AM   #7
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Old 01-04-2006, 11:24 AM   #8
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Old 01-04-2006, 11:26 AM   #9
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Easily less then half of those.
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Old 01-04-2006, 11:30 AM   #10
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heh
Yes to all but #11.
oh ... come on now

you never gave a chick a beer to get her loosened up?

that was step 1 around my high school

we didn't have any "game" so the first thing we tried to do was drink a beer for courage and get a beer in her to improve our chances.



very fine line between "loosened up" and legally drunk

intentionally getting a girl drunk with the intent of sex is now sexual assault.
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Old 01-04-2006, 11:31 AM   #11
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I have done all of these things since 1997 (except #8) and never gotten in trouble w/ the law for them. Except a couple tickets for #9. Not to say I wouldn't have if I wasn't such a fast talker/runner.

Wait, I did get in trouble w/ the cops for a fight in 8th grade but nothing ever came of it.
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Old 01-04-2006, 11:50 AM   #12
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Okay okay I've tried #11 but was unsuccessful. All I managed to do was waste beer and some wild berries coolers. (1988 was the year of bad drinks)
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Old 01-04-2006, 11:54 AM   #13
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Never did any of those; but is it illegal to shout "FIRE" in a public building that isn't burning down????
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Old 01-04-2006, 12:00 PM   #14
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Old 01-04-2006, 12:01 PM   #15
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