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Old 01-18-2006, 09:19 PM  
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Was I Just Offered Sex?

So, I just checked into my hotel room. The gal behind the front desk was very friendly. She even asked three times if there were anything else I needed. After the third time, I responded, "No, okay? I'm fine." She looked perplexed and said, "Well, if you change your mind, just call the front desk and ask for Jasmine."

"Change my mind?" WTF does that mean?
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:20 PM   #2
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:21 PM   #3
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:21 PM   #4
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:22 PM   #5
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:23 PM   #6
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:24 PM   #7
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Oddly enough, she was/is very attractive. Being happily married, I'm not going to do anything, but damn.
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:24 PM   #8
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So, I just checked into my hotel room. The gal behind the front desk was very friendly. She even asked three times if there were anything else I needed. After the third time, I responded, "No, okay? I'm fine." She looked perplexed and said, "Well, if you change your mind, just call the front desk and ask for Jasmine."

"Change my mind?" WTF does that mean?


She probably noticed that you were in severe need of a shower and, knowing how small those hotel soap bars are, was trying to make it easier for you to ask for enough soap to wash your legs with.

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Old 01-18-2006, 09:25 PM   #9
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where's this motel at?
A Marriott in Dallas. And I don't think they appreciate their hotel being called a motel.
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:25 PM   #10
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:25 PM   #11
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:26 PM   #12
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She probably noticed that you were in severe need of a shower and, knowing how small those hotel soap bars are, was trying to make it easier for you to ask for enough soap to wash your legs with.

I've no idea what you're talking about.
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:27 PM   #13
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So, I just checked into my hotel room. The gal behind the front desk was very friendly. She even asked three times if there were anything else I needed. After the third time, I responded, "No, okay? I'm fine." She looked perplexed and said, "Well, if you change your mind, just call the front desk and ask for Jasmine."

"Change my mind?" WTF does that mean?
She has C4me on speed dial.
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:27 PM   #14
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Jasmine? Is she a stripper or a hooker or both?
If she has a second job, I'm afraid that I don't know.
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:31 PM   #15
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