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Old 01-20-2006, 12:17 PM  
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Chuck Norris=Vin Diesel=Rich Scanlon?

Serious question for internet geeks out there: which came first, the Vin Diesel crap or the Chuck Norris crap? I've known about the Vin Diesel stuff longer than the Chuck Norris stuff, but that doesn't mean that Chuck Norris wasn't first and Vin Diesel just got more popular.

Of course, it doesn't really matter, because we know that Rich Scanlon created both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel when he transformed one of his sperm into an egg, impregnated himself, gestated Chuck in one buttock and Vin in the other, then gave birth to them by lancing two particularly painful boils on his ass.
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Old 01-20-2006, 02:04 PM   #2
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Old 01-20-2006, 02:42 PM   #3
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I wonder if Chuck Norris has ever slept with Christy Birkley. Isnt that the girl in all those total gym workout commercials with him?
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Old 08-31-2006, 12:55 AM   #4
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Old 08-31-2006, 01:04 AM   #5
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Old 08-31-2006, 01:06 AM   #6
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Old 08-31-2006, 01:13 AM   #7
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Old 08-31-2006, 01:57 AM   #8
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Old 08-31-2006, 07:12 AM   #9
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Old 08-31-2006, 07:28 AM   #10
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Of course, it doesn't really matter, because we know that Rich Scanlon created both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel when he transformed one of his sperm into an egg, impregnated himself, gestated Chuck in one buttock and Vin in the other, then gave birth to them by lancing two particularly painful boils on his ass.

Scanlon feels no pain.
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Old 08-31-2006, 08:51 AM   #11
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A reading from The Book of Scanlon; MLB, Audibles 55-91

"And there came unto the prairie a mighty one from the east, who wields a powerful and gentle hand. He shall smite his foes, first in the Old World, then again among a league of men.

In a moment of clarity, He gazed upon his own perfection, and chose to embrace the flaws of his followers. As a lightning bolt strikes a tree, He swiftly placed his hand upon his perfect nose and broke it, as only He would be able. "
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Old 08-31-2006, 11:51 PM   #12
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Old 08-31-2006, 11:55 PM   #13
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A reading from The Book of Scanlon; MLB, Audibles 55-91

"And there came unto the prairie a mighty one from the east, who wields a powerful and gentle hand. He shall smite his foes, first in the Old World, then again among a league of men.

In a moment of clarity, He gazed upon his own perfection, and chose to embrace the flaws of his followers. As a lightning bolt strikes a tree, He swiftly placed his hand upon his perfect nose and broke it, as only He would be able. "
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