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I played the single-greatest game of Madden in the history of mankind last night

AFC Wildcard playoffs. I'm hosting Vince Young and the Browns.

I dominated them in Cleveland during the regular season by blitzing relentlessly. So my gameplan is the same.

It works for three quarters.

I'm up 24-0 and the Browns are backed up on their eight yard line. They have to pass, so I'm bringing the heat.

Young throws a jump ball to Kellen Winslow, who catches it, breaks a tackle, and goes 92 yards. 24-7, I'm still fine.

Vince Young's shoulder gets ****ed on the play and he's done for the day. Enter Brian Griese.

I punt, decide to blitz Griese....who hits Antonio Bryant on the sideline. Surtain misses the tackle, Bryant stays in bound and runs the rest of the way for a score. 24-14 with 10 minutes left.

I get the ball, and start driving. There's about six minutes left when Trung Canidate fumbles. Cleveland recovers and drives down for a touchdown with about 3 minutes left. 24-21. What was a blowout has become a nail-biter.

I get the ball and start driving. There's under a minute left and I'm killing clock.

Priest fumbles. The Browns pick it up and run it back for a touchdown.

28-24. Shit.

I've got 40 seconds and three timeouts. 70 yards away.

Sacked on first down. Timeout.

Then I hit rookie WR Derek Hagan for 47 yards on a corner pattern. He breaks a tackle and takes it inside the 30. Timeout.

I step up and hit Hagan down to the 2-yardline. Penalty on Cleveland so the clock stops.

Handoff to Priest. Touchdown. Unbelievable.

There's 15 seconds left. I kickoff and Cleveland has two plays.

On the second one, they get a pass interference call down to my 29.



Phil Dawson's attempt at a game-tying FG is SHORT. I win.



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Team               Q1   Q2   Q3   Q4   OT      FINAL
Browns              0    0    7   21    0         28
Chiefs              7    7   10    7    0         31

Game Statistics:                   Browns     Chiefs
First Downs                             8         21
Third Down Conversions                  3          5
Third Downs                            10         10
Third Down Percentage               30.0%      50.0%
Forth Down Conversions                  1          0
Fourth Downs                            2          0
Fourth Down Percentage              50.0%       0.0%
Two Pt Conversions Made                 0          0
Two Pt Conversions Attempted            0          0
Two Pt Conversion Percentage         0.0%       0.0%
Offense Redzone Num                     1          6
Offense Redzone TDs                     1          4
Offense Redzone FGs                     0          1
Offense Redzone Percentage         100.0%      83.3%
Rushing Attempts                       18         38
Rushing Yards                          89        133
Rushing Average                       4.9        3.5
Rushing TDs                             1          3
Passing Yards                         188        249
Passing Completions                     9         19
Passing Attempts                       18         29
Completion Percentage               50.0%      65.5%
Passing Average                      10.4        8.6
Passing TDs                             2          1
Offensive Pass Interceptions            0          0
TOTAL OFFENSE                         277        382
Defensive Pass Interceptions            0          0
Punt Return Yards                       0         10
Kick Return Yards                      42        102
Punts                                   5          2
Punt Avg                             38.8       41.5
Fumbles                                 3          3
Fumbles Lost                            1          3
Penalties                               2          3
Penalty Yds                            15         61
Turnovers                               1          3
TIME OF POSSESSION                  14:42      25:18

Individual Stats: Chiefs
PASSING                        CMP  ATT  YDS  PCT   YPA SACK   TD  INT LONG RATING
Trent Green                     18   26  245   69   9.4    0    1    0   47  111.8
Bradlee Van Pelt                 1    3    8   33   2.6    1    0    0    8   42.4

RUSHING                        ATT  YDS   AVG LONG   TD  FUM
Priest Holmes                   35  124   3.5   11    2    2
Trent Green                      1    6   6.0    6    0    0
Trung Canidate                   1    2   2.0    2    1    1
Derek Hagan                      1    1   1.0    1    0    0

RECEIVING                      REC  YDS   AVG LONG   TD DROP  YAC
Derek Hagan                      4   92  23.0   47    0    0   19
Tony Gonzalez                    4   53  13.2   19    1    1   20
Samie Parker                     4   44  11.0   14    0    0   11
Dante Hall                       2   26  13.0   19    0    0   13
Priest Holmes                    2   19   9.5   10    0    1   10
Kris Wilson                      1   16  16.0   16    0    0    0
Trung Canidate                   1    3   3.0    3    0    0    0
Eddie Kennison                   1    0   0.0    0    0    0    1

KICKING                        FGM  FGA  PCT FGSBLOCKED  XPA  XPM  PCT XPSBLOCKED KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS
Lawrence Tynes                   1    1  100          0    4    4  100          0        6          4

PUNTING                        ATT  YDS   AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS
Dustin Colquitt                  2   83  41.5   43      0    1          0

KICK RETURNS                   ATT  YDS   AVG   TD LONG
Trung Canidate                   5  102  20.3    0   29
Dante Hall                       0    0   0.0    0    0

PUNT RETURNS                   ATT  YDS   AVG LONG   TD
Dante Hall                       2   10   5.0    9    0
Trung Canidate                   0    0   0.0    0    0

DEFENSE                        TOT LOSS SACK   FF FREC  YDS   TD  INT  RET   AVG DEFLECTIONS SAFETIES
Sammy Knight                     7    1    1    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Derrick Johnson                  5    1    3    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Kawika Mitchell                  5    0    1    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Ahmad Brooks                     4    1    1    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Greg Wesley                      2    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           1        0
Patrick Surtain                  2    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Jared Allen                      2    0    0    1    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
William Bartee                   1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Trent Green                      1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Tony Gonzalez                    1    0    0    1    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Eric Warfield                    1    1    0    0    1    0    0    0    0   0.0           1        0
John Welbourn                    1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Domonique Foxworth               0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           1        0
Jimmy Williams                   0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           1        0

Individual Stats: Browns
PASSING                        CMP  ATT  YDS  PCT   YPA SACK   TD  INT LONG RATING
Vince Young                      7   12  129   58  10.7    5    1    0   92  123.2
Brian Griese                     2    6   90   33  15.0    1    1    0   64  121.5

RUSHING                        ATT  YDS   AVG LONG   TD  FUM
Reuben Droughns                 10   52   5.1   23    1    1
Vince Young                      2   21  10.5   16    0    0
Lee Suggs                        5   18   3.5    8    0    0
Laurence Maroney                 1   -2  -2.0    0    0    1

RECEIVING                      REC  YDS   AVG LONG   TD DROP  YAC
Kellen Winslow                   3  108  36.0   92    1    1   75
Antonio Bryant                   3   74  24.6   64    1    0   49
Terrelle Smith                   1   26  26.0   26    0    0   20
Reuben Droughns                  1    7   7.0    7    0    0    0
Braylon Edwards                  1    4   4.0    4    0    0    0
Frisman Jackson                  0    0   0.0    0    0    1    0

KICKING                        FGM  FGA  PCT FGSBLOCKED  XPA  XPM  PCT XPSBLOCKED KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS
Phil Dawson                      0    1    0          0    4    4  100          0        5          0

PUNTING                        ATT  YDS   AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS
Kyle Richardson                  5  194  38.7   50      0    3          0

KICK RETURNS                   ATT  YDS   AVG   TD LONG
Laurence Maroney                 2   42  21.0    0   24

PUNT RETURNS                   ATT  YDS   AVG LONG   TD
Laurence Maroney                 0    0   0.0    0    0

DEFENSE                        TOT LOSS SACK   FF FREC  YDS   TD  INT  RET   AVG DEFLECTIONS SAFETIES
Brodney Pool                     8    0    0    0    2   83    1    0    0   0.0           0        0
Daylon McCutcheon                6    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           2        0
Kenard Lang                      6    1    1    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Ben Taylor                       5    0    0    0    1    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Marques Anderson                 5    0    0    1    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Gary Baxter                      5    1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Antonio Perkins                  4    0    0    1    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Orlando Ruff                     3    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Ray Mickens                      3    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           1        0
Chaun Thompson                   3    0    0    1    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Cletidus Hunt                    2    1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Matt Stewart                     2    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Peppi Zellner                    2    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Frisman Jackson                  1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
David McMillan                   1    1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Alvin McKinley                   1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Orpheus Roye                     1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Nate Salley                      1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
Nick Speegle                     1    0    0    0    1    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0
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Old 01-22-2006, 10:27 AM   #2
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Old 01-22-2006, 10:27 AM   #3
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Old 01-22-2006, 10:29 AM   #4
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Old 01-22-2006, 10:32 AM   #5
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Old 01-22-2006, 10:35 AM   #6
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Old 01-22-2006, 10:41 AM   #9
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Old 01-22-2006, 10:43 AM   #11
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:18 AM   #13
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Ah...but look at the Madden big play bs that happens late in the game if you're leading. No matter what D you call, the computer team will make a big play into triple coverage for long TDs (see your 92 yard TD and the Antonio Bryant TD). That's the thing that pisses me off about Madden games.
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