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Old 02-15-2006, 10:38 AM  
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Bryant Gumbel on the Winter Olympics

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Old 02-15-2006, 10:46 AM   #2
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"And finally tonight the Winter Games. Count me among those that don't like 'em and won't watch 'em. In fact, I figure when Thomas Paine said, "These are the times that try men's souls", he must have been talking about the start of another Winter Olympics. Because they are so trying, maybe over the next three weeks we should all try too.

Like try not to be incredulous when someone tries to link these games to those of the ancient Greeks who never heard of skating or skiing. So try not to laugh when someone says these are the world’s greatest athletes, despite a paucity of Blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention. Try not to point out that something's not really a sport if a psuedo-athlete waits in what's called a "kiss and cry area” while some panel of subjective judges decides who won.

And try to blot out all logic when announcers and sports writers pretend to care about the luge, the skeleton, the biathlon, and all those other events they don't understand and totally ignore for all but three weeks every four years. Face it, these Olympics are little more than a marketing plan to fill space and sell time during the dreary days of February. So, if only to hasten the arrival of the day they're done, and we can move on to March Madness, for God's sake, let the Games begin."
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Old 02-15-2006, 10:52 AM   #3
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Old 02-15-2006, 10:52 AM   #4
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That looks like "George Carlin" or "Andy Rooney" material to me...
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:33 PM   #5
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"So try not to laugh when someone says these are the world’s greatest athletes, despite a paucity of Blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention."

I didn't realize that blacks weren't allowed to participate in the Winter Olympics.
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:39 PM   #6
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"So try not to laugh when someone says these are the world’s greatest athletes, despite a paucity of Blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention."

I didn't realize that blacks weren't allowed to participate in the Winter Olympics.
Racist.
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:44 PM   #7
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Racist.

I'm guessing that was TIC, or directed at Bryant Gumbel.
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:51 PM   #8
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I'm guessing that was TIC, or directed at Bryant Gumbel.
Actually, either works.
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:52 PM   #9
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Actually, either works.
Well played.
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:56 PM   #10
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Well played.

How else could that have been played? I suppose he could have said I was the racist, but then he'd look like a jackass.
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:17 PM   #11
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"So try not to laugh when someone says these are the world’s greatest athletes, despite a paucity of Blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention."

I didn't realize that blacks weren't allowed to participate in the Winter Olympics.
'Hamas' Jenkins will explain it better than I can, but all kinds of socio-economic factors, cultural biases, and Republican-created legal obstacles are an absolute bar to black participation in the Winter Olympics. To suggest that the fact that a small number of blacks have broken through these barriers (e.g. Jamaican bobsledders) is proof that no such barriers exist is to make a fallacious supercrip argument.
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:21 PM   #12
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'Hamas' Jenkins will explain it better than I can, but all kinds of socio-economic factors, cultural biases, and Republican-created legal obstacles are an absolute bar to black participation in the Winter Olympics. To suggest that the fact that a small number of blacks have broken through these barriers (e.g. Jamaican bobsledders) is proof that no such barriers exist is to make a fallacious supercrip argument.
And all along I thought it was because black people hate the cold.
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:37 PM   #13
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'Hamas' Jenkins will explain it better than I can, but all kinds of socio-economic factors, cultural biases, and Republican-created legal obstacles are an absolute bar to black participation in the Winter Olympics. To suggest that the fact that a small number of blacks have broken through these barriers (e.g. Jamaican bobsledders) is proof that no such barriers exist is to make a fallacious supercrip argument.


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Old 02-15-2006, 02:05 PM   #14
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'Hamas' Jenkins will explain it better than I can, but all kinds of socio-economic factors, cultural biases, and Republican-created legal obstacles are an absolute bar to black participation in the Winter Olympics. To suggest that the fact that a small number of blacks have broken through these barriers (e.g. Jamaican bobsledders) is proof that no such barriers exist is to make a fallacious supercrip argument.
I used to think you were just ignorant. But now that you've shown you understand the problem and STILL aren't willing to give all your money to the Urban Bobsled Renewal Initiative, it's clear what kind of selfish Nazi you really are.
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Old 02-15-2006, 02:08 PM   #15
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'Hamas' Jenkins will explain it better than I can, but all kinds of socio-economic factors, cultural biases, and Republican-created legal obstacles are an absolute bar to black participation in the Winter Olympics. To suggest that the fact that a small number of blacks have broken through these barriers (e.g. Jamaican bobsledders) is proof that no such barriers exist is to make a fallacious supercrip argument.
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I used to think you were just ignorant. But now that you've shown you understand the problem and STILL aren't willing to give all your money to the Urban Bobsled Renewal Initiative, it's clear what kind of selfish Nazi you really are.


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