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View Poll Results: What THREE things will you do in your first hour after winning?
Bookmark web sites that show particularly nice Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and Lotuses 10 12.82%
Call all of the people that I don’t like, and let them know that they aren’t getting a penny 6 7.69%
Call Skip and explain the difference between .00000000001 and zero 2 2.56%
Call some people I like, and invite them to a party that will make Malcolm Forbes blush 9 11.54%
Drive around and yell at passersby, “I won the Powerball! I won the Powerball!” 2 2.56%
Eat all of the butter in my fridge, because there’s no reason to ration it any more. 1 1.28%
Get so stinking drunk that I’ll die of alcohol poisoning, and they’ll find my body clutching the winning ticket. 4 5.13%
Go into immediate hiding to minimize the likelihood of being hit by lightning, meteors, or drive-bys 9 11.54%
Go onto the Internet and look up the purchase price of the Chiefs 18 23.08%
Go to a nearby bar and buy a round of drinks for everybody without explaining why. 18 23.08%
Go to the grocery store and buy that really expensive steak that I never buy due to the price 5 6.41%
Pawn the ticket. 1 1.28%
Plan my tax strategy 22 28.21%
Put on my most radical music at full volume and dance, dance, dance 12 15.38%
Putter around trying to find the perfect hiding place for the ticket until I can cash it in 11 14.10%
Remove all potential weapons from my home, because I don’t trust the people I live with. 4 5.13%
Roll around on the floor like Cowboys defensive end Larry Cole after Super Bowl VI (or whatever) 4 5.13%
Schedule a midnight flight to Vegas, which is sure to end badly, but I wouldn’t be thinking it through 11 14.10%
Sit down and read a good book. There’s no sense getting overwrought. 0 0%
Sit down at the computer and work up a financial investment plan 18 23.08%
Smoke a bowl (This one’s for you Quikssurfer.) 8 10.26%
Stand and scream. Nothing but scream. One long, glorious note. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" 12 15.38%
Start the most amazing, memorable thread in Chiefsplanet history 17 21.79%
Other (Please specify.) 10 12.82%
I would do nothing. I would be catatonic. 5 6.41%
I would do nothing. I'm Skip and I didn't buy a ticket. 1 1.28%
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Old 02-17-2006, 08:43 PM  
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Your first hour after winning $365 million.

What do you do?

You can answer on the poll, but then you can also propose other activities.

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Old 02-17-2006, 08:51 PM   #2
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I went with tax strategy and financial plan...can't be too careful. BTw I would buy a home on Cheyenne Mountain, or build one.

Correction suggestion Rain, for Quick surfer - it would be blow lines, not smoke bowls
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Old 02-17-2006, 08:53 PM   #3
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OK, who else picked the tax strategy option? I actually worried about the downside of winning the Dec. 31 drawing and not having time to properly shelter my winnings. Then I realized that I'm a cash basis taxpayer, so I might not be on the hook for a win after the close of business 2005.
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Old 02-17-2006, 08:58 PM   #4
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:00 PM   #5
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:01 PM   #6
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:04 PM   #7
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:04 PM   #8
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:05 PM   #9
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I'd give 20% to the Church....

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Old 02-17-2006, 09:07 PM   #10
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I'd go to the bar and buy everyone a drink. That would be fun.
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:07 PM   #11
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I'd give 20% to the Church....
Of gross or net?
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:10 PM   #12
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When I tithe I always tithe gross. The second 10% is gravy.

After I bought everything I ever wanted and bankrolled enough I'd set up my kids with trust funds and then give away the rest. Who needs that much money?
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:11 PM   #13
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:14 PM   #14
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When I tithe I always tithe gross. The second 10% is gravy.

After I bought everything I ever wanted and bankrolled enough I'd set up my kids with trust funds and then give away the rest. Who needs that much money?
Agreed. But if I'm going to give it away, I'm going to have fun with it. I'm talking gifts with bizarre conditions attached.

"Yes, I will fund that new building, but you must call it Poopypants Hall and have a marble equestrian statue of me in the entryway."
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:21 PM   #15
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Agreed. But if I'm going to give it away, I'm going to have fun with it. I'm talking gifts with bizarre conditions attached.

"Yes, I will fund that new building, but you must call it Poopypants Hall and have a marble equestrian statue of me in the entryway."
I wouldn't. It would always be annonymous. There could be some fun involved, but probably only in a way that a few could see and appreciate. That is where the creative part would have to come in.

I would like to be mean to one person. The guy I used to work for. I'd like to buy his company and fire all of the asswipes he has working for him and bring in a new staff and let them run the company. It couldn't get worse than it is now. They are spiraling downward and by many estimates will close the doors by the end of this year. BTW, there are fewer asswipes there than there are friends, that is why I would keep it going.
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