Sneaking a peek.

**Rain Man** · 02:23 PM

Imagine that you're in a restaurant in a city where no one knows you, dining alone in a restaurant. As you're munching, a group comes in, and you can't help but notice a very unattractive woman wearing a very short skirt. We're talking very unattractive, down in the 2nd through 5th percentile on your own personal rating scale.

The group is guided toward a table directly across from you, and as the golemish woman is seated, it becomes very clear to you that, as she sits down, you will have a temporary and direct line of view straight into Pork Chop Hill.*

Now, if it was Elle MacPherson, this would be a no-brainer. You would take the look and then order an extra dessert, perhaps a second entree, and you would spend the evening there hoping to occasionally get an encore performance, pausing from your voyeurism only to ponder how you will relate the event on Chiefsplanet.

However, this is not Elle MacPherson. This is someone whose appearance is personally repugnant to you, however you wish to define repugnant.

So...what do you do? Do you take a look during that fleeting moment of opportunity, or do you look away?

* I have no idea what this metaphor means, but we all know what we're talking about here.

**Rain Man** · 03-05-2006, 02:20 PM

I'm a 'no' guy myself. I idealize voyeurism, and if they fall below the 33rd percentile, I'll just look down at my food. Quality over quantity is my mantra.

Pants · 03-05-2006, 02:26 PM

leviw · 03-05-2006, 02:29 PM

Is she just unattractive or is she unattractive AND fat?

Mr. Laz · 03-05-2006, 02:29 PM

i'd glance outa habit ... but wouldn't really think too much of it.

Katipan · 03-05-2006, 02:30 PM

I'd look at train wrecks too.

**Rain Man** · 03-05-2006, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leviw

Is she just unattractive or is she unattractive AND fat?

It's your personal definition. Out of a random group of 20 to 30 women, she's the one you find most unattractive.

**chefsos** · 03-05-2006, 02:31 PM

No. Oh, hell no.

leviw · 03-05-2006, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

It's your personal definition. Out of a random group of 20 to 30 women, she's the one you find most unattractive.

Thanks for the clarification. I'll go NO, then.

Chief Pote · 03-05-2006, 02:37 PM

No I wouldn't look. Then I tell the server to make her cover that shit up I'm having trouble eating.

blueballs · 03-05-2006, 02:40 PM

does this restaurant have cloth napkins

SPchief · 03-05-2006, 02:44 PM

Is it shaved or not??

Spchief,
can't look if its all hairy.

patteeu · 03-05-2006, 03:01 PM

No. My standards aren't that high when it comes to voyeurism, but "2nd through 5th percentile" and "repugnant" aren't descriptions that make me want to look.

go bo · 03-05-2006, 03:28 PM

nah, i'm more of a breast man...

**Baby Lee** · 03-05-2006, 03:41 PM

Depends on how the unattractiveness manifests itself.

Butterface with the thighs of a marathoner? You betcha.

Oddly shaped chick with thighs that looks to imminently start a fire if she doesn't stop striding IMMEDIATELY?? Probably not.

View Poll Results: Do you take the opportunity to look? (See situation below.)
Yeah, I would look. Parts is parts.	20	33.90%
No. It's like going to an art museum and looking at bad art like Rothko. It's not worth the trouble.	34	57.63%
I would not look at any woman in that situation, because I'm not attracted to women or for some other reason.	1	1.69%
It would depend on whether or not I have access to pay-per-view at the hotel.	4	6.78%
Voters: 59. You may not vote on this poll

03-05-2006, 02:14 PM
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