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Old 03-09-2006, 02:30 PM  
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Gunshots from robbery help doctors uncover California man's tumour

Gunshots from robbery help doctors uncover California man's tumour

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (AP) - They may be the gunshots that save Donald Batsch's life.

The market owner was being treated for two gunshots in the arm and abdomen suffered during a robbery when doctors discovered a tumour.

"It was like an act of God that he shot me," Batsch said Tuesday.

Batsch, 54, was shot in the arm and abdomen during a robbery Feb. 16 at his Chester Lane Market. He fully recovered from the wounds, but doctors found the tumour.

He was still waiting to hear whether the growth is cancerous.

The robbery was caught on tape, but police have not arrested anyone.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...479964-ap.html
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Old 03-09-2006, 02:58 PM   #2
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Gunshots from robbery help doctors uncover California man's tumour

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (AP) - They may be the gunshots that save Donald Batsch's life.

The market owner was being treated for two gunshots in the arm and abdomen suffered during a robbery when doctors discovered a tumour.

"It was like an act of God that he shot me," Batsch said Tuesday.

Batsch, 54, was shot in the arm and abdomen during a robbery Feb. 16 at his Chester Lane Market. He fully recovered from the wounds, but doctors found the tumour.

He was still waiting to hear whether the growth is cancerous.

The robbery was caught on tape, but police have not arrested anyone.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...479964-ap.html
The assailant was described as an elderly caucasian man with a long, white hair and a long, white beard. The police have requested a search warrant for heaven.
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Old 03-09-2006, 04:02 PM   #3
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The assailant was described as an elderly caucasian man with a long, white hair and a long, white beard. The police have requested a search warrant for heaven.

God later hit a man over the head with a chair, and when the doctors treated him, they found out that he had a FRACTURED SKULL! You can't make stuff like this up.
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Old 03-09-2006, 04:26 PM   #4
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Old 03-09-2006, 04:30 PM   #5
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Old 03-09-2006, 04:31 PM   #6
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So are you saying that God is a tick?

Better than a shitty quarter.
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