If you got sent to prison...

**Rain Man** · 03-09-2006, 06:33 PM

All joking aside (for poll purposes, anyway - have at it in the thread), when a person goes to prison, what do you think are the odds of them becoming, you know, someone's date to the penal prom?

Mile High Mania · 03-09-2006, 06:34 PM

I'd say it's damn near a given unless you're the size of Hulk Hogan with the demeanor of the Undertaker.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 03-09-2006, 06:35 PM

You just have to kick someone's ass on the first day.

**Reaper16** · 03-09-2006, 06:36 PM

I know for me: it'd be almost inevitable, with my tragically skinny frame and gorgeous long hair. I would find whatever I could and start stabbing people. They'd respect the crazy eye, at least for awhile.

seclark · 03-09-2006, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

You just have to kick someone's ass on the first day.

said the new b@tch on the block.
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Mile High Mania · 03-09-2006, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

You just have to kick someone's ass on the first day.

You'd be somone's prison girl on the bus ride to the prison.

Chiefaholic · 03-09-2006, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

You'd be somone's prison girl on the bus ride to the prison.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 03-09-2006, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

You'd be somone's prison girl on the bus ride to the prison.

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

bogie · 03-09-2006, 06:44 PM

Although I do still have the ass of a 20 year old, I think I'm old enough now that maybe big bad prisoner wouldn't be interested in me. I'm sure there are many young pink boys to choose from. I hope I never have to find out.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 03-09-2006, 06:45 PM

Just stuff your ass full of razor blades.

seclark · 03-09-2006, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

Just stuff your ass full of razor blades.

are you supposed to do this before or after you kick someone's ass?
myself, i think i'd have a hard time, fighting like that.
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**Skip Towne** · 03-09-2006, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

Just stuff your ass full of razor blades.

You better hope you've lost your boyish charm.

Mile High Mania · 03-09-2006, 06:49 PM

gochiefs... I believe you would have "squeal like a pig" in your future

This guy would write "owned" on your lower back...

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 03-09-2006, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

This guy would write "owned" on your lower back...

If I'm gonna get ****ed in the ass it is NOT gonna be by a guy like that!

Mile High Mania · 03-09-2006, 07:05 PM

I'm pretty sure they're not going to offer the right of first refusal...

View Poll Results: Your odds of being scored upon in prison (and not in the rec yard...)
0 percent. This whole thing is a myth designed to scare us.	2	5.56%
1 percent or less - It probably happens occasionally, but it's rare.	0	0%
2 to 5 percent - More common than we'd like to think, but not pervasive	5	13.89%
6 to 10 percent - It's not your destiny, but it wouldn't hurt to be aware.	3	8.33%
11 to 25 percent - Mind your p's and q's, or you could be in trouble.	5	13.89%
26 to 50 percent - Be tough or you'll get a corsage.	5	13.89%
51 to 75 percent - Unless you're a bad hombre, you might as well get ready for it.	4	11.11%
76 to 90 percent - Pick someone gentle, because it's probably going to happen.	2	5.56%
91 to 95 percent - Yep, you're screwed (no pun intended).	4	11.11%
96 to 99 percent - Pretty much, it's just Mike Tyson and Nate Newton.	1	2.78%
99 percent or more - Just Nate Newton.	1	2.78%
100 percent - I don't want to explain the math on this. It's disturbing.	3	8.33%
See my joke below about Rain Man going to prison.	1	2.78%
Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll

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03-09-2006, 06:34 PM	#2
Mile High Mania Barrel Man - RIP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Tejas Casino cash: $67743	I'd say it's damn near a given unless you're the size of Hulk Hogan with the demeanor of the Undertaker. __________________
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03-09-2006, 06:44 PM	#9
bogie West Coast Chief Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: california Casino cash: $1446	Although I do still have the ass of a 20 year old, I think I'm old enough now that maybe big bad prisoner wouldn't be interested in me. I'm sure there are many young pink boys to choose from. I hope I never have to find out.
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03-09-2006, 06:45 PM	#10
Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $153335	Just stuff your ass full of razor blades. __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
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03-09-2006, 06:49 PM	#13
Mile High Mania Barrel Man - RIP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Tejas Casino cash: $67743	gochiefs... I believe you would have "squeal like a pig" in your future This guy would write "owned" on your lower back... __________________ Last edited by Mile High Mania; 03-09-2006 at 06:54 PM..
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03-09-2006, 07:05 PM	#15
Mile High Mania Barrel Man - RIP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Tejas Casino cash: $67743	I'm pretty sure they're not going to offer the right of first refusal... __________________
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