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View Poll Results: Your odds of being scored upon in prison (and not in the rec yard...)
0 percent. This whole thing is a myth designed to scare us. 2 5.56%
1 percent or less - It probably happens occasionally, but it's rare. 0 0%
2 to 5 percent - More common than we'd like to think, but not pervasive 5 13.89%
6 to 10 percent - It's not your destiny, but it wouldn't hurt to be aware. 3 8.33%
11 to 25 percent - Mind your p's and q's, or you could be in trouble. 5 13.89%
26 to 50 percent - Be tough or you'll get a corsage. 5 13.89%
51 to 75 percent - Unless you're a bad hombre, you might as well get ready for it. 4 11.11%
76 to 90 percent - Pick someone gentle, because it's probably going to happen. 2 5.56%
91 to 95 percent - Yep, you're screwed (no pun intended). 4 11.11%
96 to 99 percent - Pretty much, it's just Mike Tyson and Nate Newton. 1 2.78%
99 percent or more - Just Nate Newton. 1 2.78%
100 percent - I don't want to explain the math on this. It's disturbing. 3 8.33%
See my joke below about Rain Man going to prison. 1 2.78%
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Old 03-09-2006, 06:33 PM  
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If you got sent to prison...

All joking aside (for poll purposes, anyway - have at it in the thread), when a person goes to prison, what do you think are the odds of them becoming, you know, someone's date to the penal prom?
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Old 03-09-2006, 06:34 PM   #2
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I'd say it's damn near a given unless you're the size of Hulk Hogan with the demeanor of the Undertaker.
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Old 03-09-2006, 06:35 PM   #3
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Old 03-09-2006, 06:36 PM   #4
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I know for me: it'd be almost inevitable, with my tragically skinny frame and gorgeous long hair. I would find whatever I could and start stabbing people. They'd respect the crazy eye, at least for awhile.
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Old 03-09-2006, 06:37 PM   #5
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Old 03-09-2006, 06:37 PM   #6
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Old 03-09-2006, 06:40 PM   #7
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Old 03-09-2006, 06:44 PM   #9
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Although I do still have the ass of a 20 year old, I think I'm old enough now that maybe big bad prisoner wouldn't be interested in me. I'm sure there are many young pink boys to choose from. I hope I never have to find out.
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Old 03-09-2006, 06:45 PM   #10
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gochiefs... I believe you would have "squeal like a pig" in your future




This guy would write "owned" on your lower back...
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