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Old 03-10-2006, 08:49 AM  
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My wife just returned to work today after three days off with the stomch flu. As I sit here, I'm feeling more and more like I need to vomit. Looks like I might be the next victim.
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Old 03-10-2006, 08:53 AM   #2
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If it makes you feel better, its only 3 days. My wife has been puking her guts out almost every day for the last 7 months.
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Old 03-10-2006, 08:55 AM   #3
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In a situation like this, you just have to hurl all of your energy into not vomiting. Throw up your inner reserve of strengths and spew forth your resolve.
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Old 03-10-2006, 08:55 AM   #4
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If it makes you feel better, its only 3 days. My wife has been puking her guts out almost every day for the last 7 months.
Have you tried putting a bag over your head?
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Old 03-10-2006, 08:56 AM   #5
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Have you tried putting a bag over your head?
I wish it was that simple...
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Old 03-10-2006, 08:58 AM   #6
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I haven't had the flu in at least 30 years. I'm in other peoples' houses often but I still don't get it. My dad was a small town doctor and he brought home every disease known to modern man. And I was sick all the time as a kid. I think I'm immune to disease now.
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Old 03-10-2006, 08:59 AM   #7
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My wife just returned to work today after three days off with the stomch flu. As I sit here, I'm feeling more and more like I need to vomit. Looks like I might be the next victim.
Not to be picky, but the "stomach flu" isn't influenza at all.
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Old 03-10-2006, 09:02 AM   #8
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I haven't had the flu in at least 30 years. I'm in other peoples' houses often but I still don't get it. My dad was a small town doctor and he brought home every disease known to modern man. And I was sick all the time as a kid. I think I'm immune to disease now.
Well, not having little kids bringing stuff home doesn't hurt either. I never got sick until my son started going to daycare.
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Old 03-10-2006, 09:03 AM   #9
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My wife just returned to work today after three days off with the stomch flu. As I sit here, I'm feeling more and more like I need to vomit. Looks like I might be the next victim.
What you need are scrambled eggs with ketchup. That will clear up that nausea in no time.
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Old 03-10-2006, 09:03 AM   #10
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Old 03-10-2006, 09:04 AM   #11
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What you need are scrambled eggs with ketchup. That will clear up that nausea in no time.
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You know, if people just washed their hands more frequently (particularly before eating), we could reduce the number of flu cases by approximately 70%
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I think she was trying to make him start throwing up now. Obviously she doesn't like Jeff.
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Old 03-10-2006, 09:08 AM   #14
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If it makes you feel better, its only 3 days. My wife has been puking her guts out almost every day for the last 7 months.
Is this the 9-month flu?
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Old 03-10-2006, 09:12 AM   #15
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What you need are scrambled eggs with ketchup. That will clear up that nausea in no time.
Sounds good. I love Denver sandwiches. Scrambled eggs with chopped green pepper and either ketchup or Miracle Whip. Mmmmmm!
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