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View Poll Results: When take a shower what do you wash first?
i start with my hair and work my way down so that my hair is relatively dry by the time i get out 25 62.50%
i start with my feet and work my way up 3 7.50%
i usually so anxious to touch my "ticklish bits" that i go right for the middle. 12 30.00%
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Old 03-18-2006, 04:19 PM  
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How do you wash your Junk?

when taking a shower do you wash head-to-toe or toe-to-head?
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Old 03-18-2006, 04:45 PM   #2
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Absolutely from the top down. As soon as that washcloth approaches ass, it ain't going north again.
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Old 03-18-2006, 04:46 PM   #3
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Absolutely from the top down. As soon as that washcloth approaches ass, it ain't going north again.
Bingo.

Also, I love the feeling of a soapy loofah on my balls.
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Old 03-18-2006, 04:47 PM   #4
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Absolutely from the top down. As soon as that washcloth approaches ass, it ain't going north again.
New washcloth every day?
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Old 03-18-2006, 04:48 PM   #5
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First off, washing the hair first is a must. There's the whole 'time to condition' quandry. Plus, I wash my hair with cold, and the rest of the shower is steaming hot.
The rest is pretty much freestyle, except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. Then of course the face is last [which different soap], to prep for shaving, which is a whole rigamarole of piping hot water and special shaving foams and careful techniques and angles.
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Old 03-18-2006, 04:50 PM   #6
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except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. .
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Old 03-18-2006, 04:56 PM   #7
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There's a Blue Beacon Truck Wash nearby. Just the foam brush and the spot-free rinse. I try to avoid high pressure waxing in sensitive areas.
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Old 03-18-2006, 05:04 PM   #8
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New washcloth every day?
I guess I could lie and say "Damn right." No, every two or three days, but I do scrub that cloth up and eliminate dingleberry residue with extreme prejudice when the shower's done.

I had a g/f once who refused to let anyone in the house use a washcloth or a towel twice. I don't think the washer ever stopped running.
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Old 03-18-2006, 05:05 PM   #9
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Old 03-18-2006, 05:14 PM   #10
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I guess I could lie and say "Damn right." No, every two or three days, but I do scrub that cloth up and eliminate dingleberry residue with extreme prejudice when the shower's done.

That's what I thought assface.
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Old 03-18-2006, 05:24 PM   #12
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That's what I thought assface.


I've convinced myself that shit degrades to nothing in exactly 23 1/2 hours.
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Old 03-18-2006, 05:25 PM   #13
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What ya do is have two in the shower, color coded of course so you know what goes where.
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