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Old 03-19-2006, 11:05 AM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 05-04-2006, 08:19 PM   #151
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It has to be something classy. You know, something that communicates high intelligence combined with a wry wit and a smattering of lassisitude in keeping with long hours, Mr. htismaqe. It should also help if it had consonants followed by vowels, I imagine.

I like "The Muffin Man".

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No, I won't change it to that.
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Old 05-04-2006, 08:19 PM   #152
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I had a great avatar. I had it for a couple months on here until apparently a mod got rid of it. Thats too bad.

If any members recall it was a picture of a computer desk with a lot of monitors on it. The monitors had pics of women on it. The monitors pics were small enough where it wouldn't annoy other members. I thought anyways.
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Old 05-04-2006, 08:21 PM   #153
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No, I won't change it to that.


Ok, how about the candystriper??
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Old 05-04-2006, 08:26 PM   #154
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I had a great avatar. I had it for a couple months on here until apparently a mod got rid of it. Thats too bad.

If any members recall it was a picture of a computer desk with a lot of monitors on it. The monitors had pics of women on it. The monitors pics were small enough where it wouldn't annoy other members. I thought anyways.
Were the women nude? Could you actually SEE anything?

I can't imagine the need to moderate an avatar, but I guess anything can happen...
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Old 05-04-2006, 08:27 PM   #155
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Ok, how about the candystriper??
Only if you change yours to Sick ****.

Sick ****.
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:34 AM   #156
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:44 AM   #157
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Old 05-05-2006, 10:01 AM   #158
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that was a joke by the way...
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Old 05-05-2006, 10:10 AM   #159
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Give it a ****ing rest. Any sigs you reported that were in violation were removed. Manufacture something else to whine about.

Pussy.
bullshit you little horse felcher.

they stayed ... heck, eventually some mod either gave Bwana a chance to change his, instead of losing his sig or he finally checked it and changed himself.

but he's a good ol' boy and gets a pass (nothing personal Bwana)


nothing like having a part time mod with his head shoved so far up his mod ass that he has a dick for a nose.


So why doesn't Bob Dole take Bob Dole's dick in Bob Dole's hand and start sucking with Bob Dole's lips until he gets a Bob Dole protein shake.
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Old 05-05-2006, 10:20 AM   #160
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Reporting sigs? Jesus.
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Old 05-05-2006, 10:43 AM   #161
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:13 AM   #162
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Reporting sigs? Jesus.
Yeah no shit. It's nice to know we have the "sig nanny" to watch over us when we go to bed at night to make sure all is right with the board and report to the mods when something is askew such as, *GASP* a sig being a bit large!! FWIW Laz, I didn't notice this until last night and changed it right away when I found out. Rest easy little fella, it's all taken care of now.
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:14 AM   #163
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bullshit you little horse felcher.

they stayed ... heck, eventually some mod either gave Bwana a chance to change his, instead of losing his sig or he finally checked it and changed himself.

but he's a good ol' boy and gets a pass (nothing personal Bwana)


nothing like having a part time mod with his head shoved so far up his mod ass that he has a dick for a nose.


So why doesn't Bob Dole take Bob Dole's dick in Bob Dole's hand and start sucking with Bob Dole's lips until he gets a Bob Dole protein shake.
Jesus Christ, you've managed to exceed even your own typical level of dipshittery.
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:19 AM   #164
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:24 AM   #165
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I think there should be a crackdown on the whiners who are posting oversized pics in every thread in place of the removed sig.
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