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Old 03-19-2006, 12:05 PM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 05-05-2006, 01:40 PM   #166
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Old 05-05-2006, 01:43 PM
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:52 PM   #167
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Actually, Otter, you should have left your question. Since I'm a mod, I can read your post anyway.

Anyway, your pic is 20 pixels too tall, it's 150 x 220.
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:44 PM   #168
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mods,

Can i have my sig abilities back? Didn't realize was too big. Sorry

thanks,

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Old 05-05-2006, 08:20 PM   #169
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mods,

Can i have my sig abilities back? Didn't realize was too big. Sorry

thanks,

hyperlitezo6
Wow. No bitch-fit or anything. Impressive.

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Old 05-05-2006, 09:08 PM   #170
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Actually, Otter, you should have left your question. Since I'm a mod, I can read your post anyway.

Anyway, your pic is 20 pixels too tall, it's 150 x 220.

Hahaha.... 20 pixels too tall. Jeezuh...


It makes everyones planet viewing uncomfortable. How about installing a VBulletin Modification that places real life restrictions, instead of being soup nazis?
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Old 05-06-2006, 12:44 AM   #171
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bullshit you little horse felcher.

they stayed ... heck, eventually some mod either gave Bwana a chance to change his, instead of losing his sig or he finally checked it and changed himself.

but he's a good ol' boy and gets a pass (nothing personal Bwana)


nothing like having a part time mod with his head shoved so far up his mod ass that he has a dick for a nose.


So why doesn't Bob Dole take Bob Dole's dick in Bob Dole's hand and start sucking with Bob Dole's lips until he gets a Bob Dole protein shake.

you go girl....
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Old 05-06-2006, 12:45 AM   #172
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Actually, Otter, you should have left your question. Since I'm a mod, I can read your post anyway.

Anyway, your pic is 20 pixels too tall, it's 150 x 220.
That's why I deleted it, I saw where I messed up at.

The first time I made the sig it was the right constraints but I found a picture of Meagan ďoh soĒ Good that put her belly button and abs into the pic and didnít have time to change it before my sig privileges were taken away. Work called.

I wonít whine about it too much but Iíve never had big signatures. I just fell in love, I mean look at this girl:



By the way Laz, going around and picking people out sigs then tatteling to the mods because you were taken down, real, real freakiní low. Iíve lost a lot of respect for you. Care, don't care, I don't give a shiat.

I donít envy you guys (mods) for trying to put up with people like Laz and controlling this place, you guys do a good job for the reward.

I'll move on.
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Old 05-06-2006, 07:27 AM   #173
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mods,

Can i have my sig abilities back? Didn't realize was too big. Sorry

thanks,

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Somebody must have gotten to you before I did, because your sig has already been restored.
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Old 05-06-2006, 07:30 AM   #174
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Hahaha.... 20 pixels too tall. Jeezuh...


It makes everyones planet viewing uncomfortable. How about installing a VBulletin Modification that places real life restrictions, instead of being soup nazis?
Uh-huh.

Does this place not SUCK for performance? You know one of the reasons why?

Because we're still running an old version, a beta version, of the software.

And why are we doing that?

Because we've hacked up the code so much that upgrading is a monumental task.

Besides, only Kyle has the capability to do what you ask. Send him a PM and see what happens...
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Old 05-06-2006, 12:21 PM   #175
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Thanks to whoever restored my sig abilites. Hope my new one is alright. Give me the word and I'll change it.

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Old 05-06-2006, 01:17 PM   #176
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What would you like me to change it to?

I live to serve.
Sig. Nazi.

Or perhaps something more simple, like Nazi?

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Old 05-06-2006, 08:27 PM   #177
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Sig. Nazi.

Or perhaps something more simple, like Nazi?

Nah too offensive.

Caesar sounds good though...
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Old 05-06-2006, 10:41 PM   #178
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Old 05-07-2006, 09:47 AM   #179
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Nah too offensive.

Caesar sounds good though...
Aha.....perfect.
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Old 05-07-2006, 10:29 AM   #180
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Aha.....perfect.
Maybe I'll change it to Sejanus...

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