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Old 03-19-2006, 12:05 PM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 05-31-2006, 08:56 PM   #211
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Old 11-18-2006, 02:50 PM   #212
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Once again, people are getting stupid with their sig sizes.
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Old 11-18-2006, 02:51 PM   #213
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Once again, people are getting stupid with their sig sizes.
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Old 11-18-2006, 03:17 PM   #214
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Once again, people are getting stupid with their sig sizes.
Please...Senator Dole..can you get rid of mine
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Old 11-18-2006, 03:42 PM   #215
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Old 11-18-2006, 03:42 PM   #216
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Old 11-18-2006, 04:44 PM   #217
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I turned signatures off during a game a couple of weeks ago and never turned them back on. Can't say I really miss them, and the board certainly runs better for me.
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Old 11-18-2006, 04:53 PM   #218
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I turned signatures off during a game a couple of weeks ago and never turned them back on. Can't say I really miss them, and the board certainly runs better for me.
I did the same nearly 6 months ago. Once you get used to not having them, it's really annoying to have them on.
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Old 11-18-2006, 05:00 PM   #219
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I did the same nearly 6 months ago. Once you get used to not having them, it's really annoying to have them on.
Agreed.

Nothing like having a friggin billboard after every post.
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Old 11-18-2006, 05:51 PM   #220
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Old 11-18-2006, 08:04 PM   #221
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I turned signatures off during a game a couple of weeks ago and never turned them back on. Can't say I really miss them, and the board certainly runs better for me.
OOOOH Frazie, I do love your CARDS avatar!! Excellent
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Old 11-18-2006, 08:39 PM   #222
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I would be more than happy to take my pic sig off if you all want me too...

It's no big deal to me !!
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Old 11-18-2006, 08:41 PM   #223
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I about gave up the old lady to get someone to get mine on here... But I finally figured it out... I'll be more than happy to take it off...
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Old 11-18-2006, 09:14 PM   #224
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I think we should just let GoChiefs go crazy finding out who is in violation and just follow up on those. He loves that stuff and it would help enforce a rule.
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Old 11-18-2006, 09:14 PM   #225
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I about gave up the old lady to get someone to get mine on here... But I finally figured it out... I'll be more than happy to take it off...
I took care of it for you.
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