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Old 03-19-2006, 12:05 PM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 11-18-2006, 09:15 PM   #226
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I took my lyrics off... Hopefully that will make it ok...
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Old 11-18-2006, 10:35 PM   #227
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I think we should just let GoChiefs go crazy finding out who is in violation and just follow up on those. He loves that stuff and it would help enforce a rule.
Yep!
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Old 11-18-2006, 11:33 PM   #228
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I turned signatures off during a game a couple of weeks ago and never turned them back on. Can't say I really miss them, and the board certainly runs better for me.
I think if I was to build a BB from scratch I wouldn't even allow the damn things. I have had mine turned off forever, and only turn them on when someone complains about one. Everything is so much more readable without them.

Hell, if I could get away with it I would turn them off in the upgraded BB, but there are too many people that would whine about not being able to show off their internet porn skillz and the the like and there would be some great big deal about us limiting users freedom of speech, and blah, blah, blah.
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Old 11-19-2006, 11:14 AM   #229
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I think if I was to build a BB from scratch I wouldn't even allow the damn things. I have had mine turned off forever, and only turn them on when someone complains about one. Everything is so much more readable without them.

Hell, if I could get away with it I would turn them off in the upgraded BB, but there are too many people that would whine about not being able to show off their internet porn skillz and the the like and there would be some great big deal about us limiting users freedom of speech, and blah, blah, blah.
I can not believe there are that many people out there that want those stupid things. I have had them turned off forever and you are right, it is so much more readable without them. Sh@t can them I say!!
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Old 11-19-2006, 06:02 PM   #230
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Old 11-19-2006, 06:17 PM   #231
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Old 11-19-2006, 06:34 PM   #232
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Old 11-19-2006, 08:42 PM   #233
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I think if I was to build a BB from scratch I wouldn't even allow the damn things. I have had mine turned off forever, and only turn them on when someone complains about one. Everything is so much more readable without them.

Hell, if I could get away with it I would turn them off in the upgraded BB, but there are too many people that would whine about not being able to show off their internet porn skillz and the the like and there would be some great big deal about us limiting users freedom of speech, and blah, blah, blah.
I think it's tacky at times with the overloaded signatures. My system is not top of the line and some sigs really slow it down (very annoying). Mine is a simple qoute from Joe, not over the top.

As far as the upgrade for the boards, I think that is great! So many of you out there working your own time debugging code. Thank you Mod's for keeping the boards running. If the Mods of these board want to change the over use of all the pictures and videos I say go for it.

What are we all here for anyway? We're here to contact each other through our text, isn't that the point of the Chief's Planet? An outlet to Cheer on the Chiefs with all my fellow fans!

Just my opinion
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Old 11-19-2006, 09:45 PM   #234
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Old 11-19-2006, 09:51 PM   #235
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Old 11-19-2006, 09:53 PM   #236
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Hell, if I could get away with it I would turn them off in the upgraded BB...
I'm pretty sure this whole "upgraded BB" thing is just a figment of your imagination.
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Old 11-19-2006, 10:06 PM   #237
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I'm pretty sure this whole "upgraded BB" thing is just a figment of your imagination.
Here's a link to Morph's "upgraded BB".

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Old 11-20-2006, 10:34 AM   #238
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I think we should just let GoChiefs go crazy finding out who is in violation and just follow up on those. He loves that stuff and it would help enforce a rule.
doesn't you sig violate the rules?
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Old 11-20-2006, 10:38 AM   #239
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doesn't you sig violate the rules?
I have it measured at 200 pixels. Nope.
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Old 11-20-2006, 10:59 AM   #240
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I have it measured at 200 pixels. Nope.


oh well .... my properties shows it at 204.
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