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Old 03-19-2006, 12:05 PM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 11-20-2006, 12:39 PM   #241
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I have it measured at 200 pixels. Nope.
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Old 11-20-2006, 12:43 PM   #242
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I am happy to change it...I was just using a little firefox extension to measure.
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Old 11-20-2006, 01:00 PM   #243
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I am happy to change it...I was just using a little firefox extension to measure.
No need to change it. Bob Dole will be happy to eliminate your sig privileges.

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Old 11-20-2006, 01:10 PM   #244
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Old 11-20-2006, 03:54 PM   #245
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:02 PM   #246
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Old 11-20-2006, 11:29 PM   #247
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Old 11-20-2006, 11:34 PM   #248
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Old 11-21-2006, 09:39 AM   #249
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Old 11-21-2006, 09:41 AM   #250
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I never understood why the sigs weren't done like the avatars, where you literally CAN'T have one above the limit, as in the thing won't let you put it on there.
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Old 11-21-2006, 09:50 AM   #251
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I never understood why the sigs weren't done like the avatars, where you literally CAN'T have one above the limit, as in the thing won't let you put it on there.
Well, for one thing any text you add is also included in the 650 x 200 size limit (which is one thing a lot of people don't seem to understand) , so that wouldn't necessarily prevent people from having oversized sigs.
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Old 11-23-2006, 05:37 AM   #252
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Well, for one thing any text you add is also included in the 650 x 200 size limit (which is one thing a lot of people don't seem to understand) , so that wouldn't necessarily prevent people from having oversized sigs.
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:10 AM   #253
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I never understood why the sigs weren't done like the avatars, where you literally CAN'T have one above the limit, as in the thing won't let you put it on there.
Because the software doesn't provide a way to limit the signature (like it does the avatar).
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Old 05-11-2007, 09:51 AM   #254
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Old 05-11-2007, 11:23 AM   #255
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