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Old 03-19-2006, 11:05 AM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 05-16-2007, 03:59 PM   #271
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Old 05-17-2007, 12:43 PM   #272
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Homosexuallity is socially accepted now.
Not in any of the social groups I hang out with. Your opinion regarding it's acceptance is just assumption on your part. I think what you meant is that homos are tolerated in today's society, but that is not fully true either.
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:51 PM   #273
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Not in any of the social groups I hang out with. Your opinion regarding it's acceptance is just assumption on your part. I think what you meant is that homos are tolerated in today's society, but that is not fully true either.
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Old 05-18-2007, 08:22 AM   #274
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Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.
I love this quote!
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:52 AM   #275
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:32 AM   #276
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I love this quote!
You should put it in your sig.
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Old 05-20-2007, 03:45 AM   #277
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People with photo sigs comb Dense's back hair with their tongue.....After she's been in a sauna.
Does anyone have a pic of Denise and Iowanian that i can photoshop
for my new sig?

ps:I'll also need a pic of a sauna.





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Old 09-08-2007, 03:10 PM   #278
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since i can't seem to get my sig back how bout I help clear up some other peoples oversize sigs here is the first
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:18 PM   #279
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:28 PM   #280
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:33 PM   #281
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Would a mod please look at AH's avatar? I think it is too big. He should lose avatar priveleges.
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:36 PM   #282
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Would a mod please look at AH's avatar? I think it is too big. He should lose avatar priveleges.
too late they are gone already
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:38 PM   #283
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:38 PM   #284
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:39 PM   #285
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