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Old 03-19-2006, 11:05 AM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 09-08-2007, 03:39 PM   #286
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:41 PM   #287
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Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics .
AND any witty text you want to share
If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.
it includes text according to bob
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:41 PM   #288
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they gave a shit enough to take mine away
taking something away provides them enjoyment ...... totally different.
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:43 PM   #289
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taking something away provides them enjoyment ...... totally different.
how so i am giving them more to take away
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:43 PM   #290
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:46 PM   #291
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it includes text according to bob

If you're going to quote Bob Dole, maybe you can figure out why you don't have a signature and you can .

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Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:49 PM   #292
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If your quote Bob Dole, maybe you can figure out why you don't have a signature and you cand .
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:51 PM   #293
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nice english

derh, us hiks dont spell to gud.
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:51 PM   #294
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The board formats quotes automatically depending on your screen resolution. If I was running 800x600 that guy's sig wouldn't be 694 pixels wide.
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:52 PM   #295
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ok your excused try google tool bar it has a built in spell checker
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:52 PM   #296
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:53 PM   #297
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The board formats quotes automatically depending on your screen resolution. If I was running 800x600 that guy's sig wouldn't be 694 pixels wide.
ok thats a bad example but you can still see my point
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:53 PM   #298
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There really needs to be a KB limitation, too. Bill's signature is too large at 500KB. I would say no larger than 200 KB at most.
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:54 PM   #299
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wow after seing that i am just going to turn off signatures that is the most gawd awfull thing i have ever seen.
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:56 PM   #300
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