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Old 03-19-2006, 11:05 AM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 01-09-2009, 11:01 AM   #361
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:16 PM   #362
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c'mon guys, get your act together!
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:22 PM   #363
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c'mon guys, get your act together!
Yeah! Gosh Darnit!
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:57 PM   #364
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Old 07-06-2009, 03:32 PM   #365
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c'mon guys, get your act together!
Red speaks the truth!
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Old 07-06-2009, 03:48 PM   #366
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Yeah! Gosh Darnit!
are you making fun of me? Because this REALLY is no laughing matter. Kyle busts his ass to keep you all entertained, I think we all owe him love and respek, etc.... donations and stuff like that, I can't offer cash so, i've shown love in other areas, such as swedish meatball recipes, etc...
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Old 07-06-2009, 03:48 PM   #367
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Red speaks the truth!
yeah, so there!!!!!!1
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Old 07-06-2009, 07:59 PM   #368
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Take the sigs that's fine but don't ****ing take our ability to even have one either. Dumb ****s.
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Old 07-06-2009, 09:04 PM   #369
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are you making fun of me? Because this REALLY is no laughing matter. Kyle busts his ass to keep you all entertained, I think we all owe him love and respek, etc.... donations and stuff like that, I can't offer cash so, i've shown love in other areas, such as swedish meatball recipes, etc...
I don't have no respek for you.
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Old 07-06-2009, 09:16 PM   #370
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Take the sigs that's fine but don't ****ing take our ability to even have one either. Dumb ****s.
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Old 07-06-2009, 09:21 PM   #371
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Take the sigs that's fine but don't ****ing take our ability to even have one either. Dumb ****s.
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:12 AM   #372
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are you making fun of me? Because this REALLY is no laughing matter. Kyle busts his ass to keep you all entertained, I think we all owe him love and respek, etc.... donations and stuff like that, I can't offer cash so, i've shown love in other areas, such as swedish meatball recipes, etc...
Quit being so sensitive you cheap bastard.
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Old 07-07-2009, 03:19 PM   #373
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Quit being so sensitive you cheap bastard.
will you hold me ASAP?!
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Old 07-07-2009, 03:21 PM   #374
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Everyone should have 6-8 huge skin pics of their jerk bank below every post like tribal...that would make the planet ubber awesome.....or something.
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Old 07-07-2009, 03:35 PM   #375
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Why does this keep coming up? It doesn't need a goddam sticky! Regulate the offenders. It's pretty easy.
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